meme!

[askerian]

I'm blocked again (gnn) so, meme time!

Modified from the " imaginary sequel" meme;

Pick one of my stories and I will tell you the first lines of its PREquel. Even if I was never actually planning to write a prequel. Even if it already has a prequel -- I'll give you the first line of another version of its prequel!Any fandom I ever wrote for, ofic

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[rosalui]

Locker Room Therapy! 8D ....Or Crossed Wires.

*cannot decide*

...Erm. ILU? XD

[askerian]

You get Crossed Wires, Hiza-chan asked for LRT. u.u~

... shit, that means I have to come up with something. XD Um, Sasuke POV or someone else? I already did a few drabbles for baby-bot Sasuke...

[rosalui]

Erm. Ermmmmmm. Something with Sasuke and Kakashi? :S

Crossed Wires -- Kakashi and Sasuke

[askerian]

Well, there's this. But, just in case

[hiza_chan]

umm, I want to say Locker Room Therapy... but you already allude to everything that happened prior to the story. So! Locker Room Therapy if you can, and it doesn't have to be the kidnapping! It can be other stuff!

If you don't wanna do that... may I have a prequel to your lovely Sakura zombie AU? If that's off limits too, just lemme know and I'll pick something else.

[askerian]

Alas, I more or less gave the Sakura zombie AU to phoenix_melody and her backstory for things kind of took mine over. XD;;

If he HAS to get a stupid little gay crush on someone (stupid adolescence), Naruto Uzumaki is the safest person of the school to have a crush on. Not that Sasuke chose him, but it could have been much worse. First, he's a honorable (would never attempt to gay-bash) moron (would never assume-realize-NOTICE Sasuke is seriousSecond, he's so straight and gets on Sasuke's nerves so easily that Sasuke's traitorous hormones can't even manage to mess with his brain enough for him to start hoping there's even a glimmer of a chance. No heartbreak that way

[hiza_chan]

I want this whole scene so bad D:

[rosalui]

I love you. ;_;

[moonylala]

because i love it so much and will, most likely, always ask for something from this au, and i have a prequel to the vampire au you wrote? and, if not that one, can i have the prequel to the fantasy au you wrote where sasuke is captured and put in naruo's harem? (basically, everything from that meme made me fall in love with the boys all over again) thank you!

Vampire AU!

[askerian]

Naruto has a type. He knows that.

What they have in common?

They're fucked up.Life fucked them over and they're hurting and angry and lashing out, barricading themselves to keep people at bay, to keep themselves at bay. He always wants to help them. He always wants to save them

Re: Vampire AU!

[antigonatic]

oh love love love!

He "put Gaara down"? DX no saving him? No bringing him to the light?! How very much more realistic and dramatic and character-building. And sad. I love you!

I kept building vampire!Naruto's background in my head, and so i'm really glad for this little insight. His hero complex is very believable, applies to original Naruto as well, and it's just awesome that, here, he's mature enough to realize it and accepts it all. The love just keeps flowing.

(you made me curious about Sasuke's motivation. I'm assuming that Itachi turned into a vampire and killed his family, since that's the easiest way to explain it)

Re: Vampire AU!

[askerian]

Thank you~ and alas, no gaara savin'. Well, he managed to bring him back to himself but that was only when it was too late to save him. sadness! angst! trauma!

(yeah, it's kinda what I assumed as well. Sasuke can't fight Itachi on equal grounds as a human, so he wants to be turned, despite how traumatized he is. Also, the arm-warmers? There to cover up horrible scar tissue. Mmm.

In the interest of full disclosure this little 'verse is based off a RP Sarolynne and I did together. XD)

[tekku_karii]

I've always wanted to know what led up to renting that hotel room in Kiss Me, Stupid. :D

XD;;;; yeah, there was a LOT of complicated, original plotting involved in THAT, lemme tell ya.

[askerian]

"There, there, I'm sure it will wash off

Re: XD;;;; yeah, there was a LOT of complicated, original plotting involved in THAT, lemme tell ya.

[tekku_karii]

Ahahaha. XD However did they manage to get in the mood for sex after that? Must be a secret ninja power.

Of course there is. That's why we call it an awesome PWP. XDDD

[flourite_roses]

URGHHHHHH MUD. DX Seriously, I'll KILL the person who dumps it on me. Especially if it's sliding into my shirt. But lol, I see the boys both took her meaning seriously. Can i be evil and ask for a prequel to this prequel? Like, the meaningful look part, they must have discussed somewhere before that they either both like Sakura or have one of those odd three-way triangles where they all love a person and it's super messy and really, a threesome solves everything.

[book_people]

\o/

Um. I mean... >.>;;

I kind of wonder if Naruto knew what they were going to say to Sasuke during the hearing in the clan register AU, and what his thoughts were on it. Of course, depending on whether or not the answer to that first part is 'yes,' that may not be a prequel. Granted, I'd be interested in seeing what came before that scene anyway...

If you don't want to, though, I'd like a prequel to Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows.

♥ ?

CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[askerian]

Sasuke had given himself five dates to get over his irrational distaste. Sure, he hated women who clung to his arm and shrieked, but who didn't? Sakura had outgrown it. Other would have, as well. He was a ninja; he was mentally flexible, and that prejudice wasn't helpful anymore. Mission: find a woman he could date, rebuild the clan with

Re: CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[book_people]

You're a genius. ♥♥♥♥

I can totally see Sasuke going "Okay, I can get through this. I just haven't been exposed to the correct amount of breasts or something. Five dates should do it..." and by the end being utterly frustrated that no, attraction does not work like that. XDD

The second reminded him of Naruto, complete with sleek, thigh-length ponytails. Which would have been fine except that no one was allowed to be Naruto but Naruto. Also she couldn't take a punch, so nevermind.
I laughed out loud at this part. Sasuke just wouldn't be Sasuke without the unacknowledged crush on Naruto. I also like that the idea of having to protect someone from spiders totally turns him off. Sasuke is not in any way compatible with civilians.

Thanks! ^_^

Re: CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[leahnari]

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!!
This is Sasuke in every word and sense. Poor bastard so would try to find a wife like this. And the "no one was allowed to be Naruto but Naruto" made my day. Every detail of the dates fit.
I also love Neji's response at the end.
... Now I want more of this 'verse. What are you doing to me??