meme!

[askerian]

I'm blocked again (gnn) so, meme time!

Modified from the " imaginary sequel" meme;

Pick one of my stories and I will tell you the first lines of its PREquel. Even if I was never actually planning to write a prequel. Even if it already has a prequel -- I'll give you the first line of another version of its prequel!Any fandom I ever wrote for, ofic

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[book_people]

\o/

Um. I mean... >.>;;

I kind of wonder if Naruto knew what they were going to say to Sasuke during the hearing in the clan register AU, and what his thoughts were on it. Of course, depending on whether or not the answer to that first part is 'yes,' that may not be a prequel. Granted, I'd be interested in seeing what came before that scene anyway...

If you don't want to, though, I'd like a prequel to Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows.

♥ ?

CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[askerian]

Sasuke had given himself five dates to get over his irrational distaste. Sure, he hated women who clung to his arm and shrieked, but who didn't? Sakura had outgrown it. Other would have, as well. He was a ninja; he was mentally flexible, and that prejudice wasn't helpful anymore. Mission: find a woman he could date, rebuild the clan with

Re: CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[book_people]

You're a genius. ♥♥♥♥

I can totally see Sasuke going "Okay, I can get through this. I just haven't been exposed to the correct amount of breasts or something. Five dates should do it..." and by the end being utterly frustrated that no, attraction does not work like that. XDD

The second reminded him of Naruto, complete with sleek, thigh-length ponytails. Which would have been fine except that no one was allowed to be Naruto but Naruto. Also she couldn't take a punch, so nevermind.
I laughed out loud at this part. Sasuke just wouldn't be Sasuke without the unacknowledged crush on Naruto. I also like that the idea of having to protect someone from spiders totally turns him off. Sasuke is not in any way compatible with civilians.

Thanks! ^_^

Re: CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[leahnari]

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!!
This is Sasuke in every word and sense. Poor bastard so would try to find a wife like this. And the "no one was allowed to be Naruto but Naruto" made my day. Every detail of the dates fit.
I also love Neji's response at the end.
... Now I want more of this 'verse. What are you doing to me??

Re: CCC~ god, that's a ficlet, not a snippet DX

[flourite_roses]

I went to google for the original story, just so you know. -.- Your name has quite a few links. XD

Anyway, I LOVE THIS. I WILL PURR FOR YOU SASUKE.

How else would he learn this

[kindigo]

Also she couldn't take a punch

That date must have gone well.

Did she act so much like Naruto that Sasuke just punched her out of habit? Sasuke sure knows how to show a girl a good time.