Well, it's been over a year since my last LiveJournal update. In celebration of the fact that this has finally eaten a small hole in my conscience, I have decided to retire this LiveJournal (in that dramatic OH MY GOD I'M LEAVING MY OLD LIVEJOURNAL BEHIND style) and open up a new one. This one will be at:

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As you may have guessed (if you even cared, that is), Andy is sans internet as of late. I'm borrowing Brad's borrowed internet in order to update this. I'm sitting with Brad and TJ reading Onion articles. They're drinking sake and we're probably going to play Wii or go to the Congress soon. Yes ( Read more... )

me: if i had a threesome with tilda swinton and hillary swank, would that make me gay?
justin: boys don't cry
me: that almost answers the question
justin: but you sure would once they ravage your ass with a strap-on the size of a plank of steel
me: that answers the question

2007 is here, and I haven't been writing nearly enough. This is mostly due to the fact that I spent the entirety of last week recuperating from a sinus infection while playing Xbox Live. Which means, naturally, that I did nothing worth blogging about. Unless you want to hear about me getting my ass handed to me in Gears of War ( Read more... )

So apparently, at some point this past weekend, I graduated from college. It all passed by very quietly, with little fanfare. I suppose that could be due to my decisive and deliberate avoidance of the whole "walkin' with a cheesy robe and cap" nonsense. With such announcements come the inevitable questions like, "how do you feel ( Read more... )

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"Lips of an Angel" by Hinder is the worst song ever written by any human being on this planet. It is so awful, that it literally defines the bottom of the barrel of human creativity. What makes this all the worse is that it's a hit single, especially on the ringtone circuit. If this is Hinder's hit single, imagine the ferocity of mundane that ( Read more... )

I just put the final finishing touches on my gigantic research paper for the Buyer Behavior independent study. My preliminary report on MySpace Music is 100% complete, barring any changes demanded by the professor. That means I'm about 75% closer to completing this semester. Never in my life have I had such a gigantic stack of textbooks piled ( Read more... )