LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN.

[ask_theharkni]

HANK! Get your ass up here and claim your woman! No, wait. I have a better idea. How about a duel? Like with 20 paces and all that?

I think that's fair. Winner gets the Princess. What do you say?

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[ask_theharkni]

Have you lost your fucking hologrammatic mind?

[mrsalemp]

No one is claiming me. You are both going to calm down.

[ask_theharkni]

Honey, I don't HAVE to claim - you wear a ring that says you WANT to be with me.

[mrsalemp]

*is suddenly VERY glad she found the ring*

So you promise you won't go along with this fighting thing? No matter what he says?

[shadowedkit]

Have you boys lost your fucking minds?

[ask_theharkni]

I was just saying that!

It wasn't my idea.

[shadowedkit]

Well in that case can you please be ever so kind to stay inside and get someone like Ivan to go and get her if she won't come in?

Really guys. If you are going to do a duel atleast do it correctly.

[ask_theharkni]

I don't WANT to go out there. I want her to come in here. Maybe we should form a "search party" of sorts?

[mrsalemp]

I'm not just a prize! Please don't fight!

[ask_theharkni]

I don't have to fight to prove you're mine.

*thinks*

Can you come in now, btw?

[mrsalemp]

Why? So you can go out and answer him without me around? NO.

[ask_theharkni]

I don't want to go out there with him - he's crazy. I want you in here with me.

[bakaknight]

Oh for Fu-
...
Jonas, quit this asshattery or I shall fzzt-BOOM you. I mean it.

Shane? Hope you can hear me... Your twin is being especially stupid. Just thought you'd like the heads-up...

[ask_theharkni]

What is the point in being around anyway?

[bakaknight]

...Right then.
-Wall panel, CCTV wire, grab on and hope this works...-

[ask_theharkni]

Whoa. That tingled.

[shadowedkit]

*dazedly*

Diaz. Its Torchwood. Everyone is odd.

She's... crashed the mainframe completely. CCTV is overloaded. All the servers down here are screaming.

Uh. Can we please get a roll call and status of where everyone is? Is there anyone not well?

[mrsalemp]

I'm here, waiting for Jonas to show me his bruise. If this isn't a bruise than I assume Hank will take care of that.
*blushes* Do you really have to take down your pants?

[iamshadow]

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[shadowedkit]

*whimpers and grabs onto the desk as she feels the response from Shadow, gritting her teeth*

A fuckload of green yes.

Where are you?
Green.
Whats going on?
Green.

Is Ivan okay?
Green.

Is Hansel okay?
Green.

You okay?
Green.

.......So Much Green.

*faints*