LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN.

Jul 10, 2010 22:00

HANK! Get your ass up here and claim your woman! No, wait. I have a better idea. How about a duel? Like with 20 paces and all that?

I think that's fair. Winner gets the Princess. What do you say?

jonas, what - me bitter?, hank is a tool, patelyne is a goddess

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ask_theharkni July 11 2010, 05:33:20 UTC
IMA KICK YOUR ASS FOR...Jonas? Why are you in color?

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ask_theharkni July 11 2010, 05:33:49 UTC
I. Don't. Know.

*tiny panic*

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ask_diaz July 11 2010, 05:44:01 UTC
Ooh. You are. Have you been... no, you couldn't do it yourself, you're not a back-end fiddler like me. And the GUI isn't friendly enough for you, I think.

Who's been faffing about in your data stream?

*far too involved in figuring this out to realise what's really going on*

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shadowedkit July 11 2010, 05:48:40 UTC
*comms Diaz dazedly*

Jonas is back. He's... Someone check on Shadow, she'll be passed out.. He's overloading the connection a little--he's too warm and raw

...

I think he's back. Could someone confirm?

Is JK okay?

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ask_diaz July 11 2010, 05:50:28 UTC
*reaches over and pokes Jonas firmly in the left pectoral*

Oh dear. This is very very odd. I felt warm flesh through a real shirt. And he's wincing. Candy-arse.

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ask_theharkni July 11 2010, 19:02:11 UTC
He is standing right here, you know...

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ask_diaz July 12 2010, 09:20:56 UTC
And you're a candy-arse.

Do YOU have any clue how you're flesh-and-bone again?

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mrsalemp July 11 2010, 05:37:59 UTC
Bigger question is why does the crowbar hurt!

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ask_theharkni July 11 2010, 05:41:23 UTC
Because she fucking hit me with it? I think I am gong to go with blunt force trauma, but YOU, being both a Princess AND a Medic, might want to TAKE A LOOK!

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mrsalemp July 11 2010, 05:43:23 UTC
THEN SHOW ME

This better not be a ploy to make me look at Jonas Jr again

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ask_theharkni July 11 2010, 19:17:30 UTC
*raises shirt*

Do you see anything?

I think she hit my head once!

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mrsalemp July 11 2010, 22:09:52 UTC
Jonas? You have a heartbeat. How long has that been going on?

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ask_theharkni July 12 2010, 00:41:39 UTC
*scared face*

I do?

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mrsalemp July 12 2010, 01:10:51 UTC
You do, it's kind of quick too.
*puts one of his hands over her heart and the other over his own*
Feel it? Feel the difference?

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ask_theharkni July 12 2010, 02:16:25 UTC
Yeah. That's...something...

*gets a grope in*

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mrsalemp July 12 2010, 02:21:40 UTC
*jumps and slaps at hand* Heartbeats. That's what you are supposed to be feeling for *blushes*

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