LET ME BE VERY CLEAR ON THIS MATTER.

[ask_theharkni]

THERE IS GOING TO FUCKING BE A WEDDING IF I HAVE TO MARRY THE FLOOR TO THE CEILING. GOT THAT?!?!

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[ask_tallulah]

Uhhh... Thanks Jeanie, but I think I can pretty much handle this myself. Now. Where IS that happy couple you were talking about?

[ask_theharkni]

THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. PATTI! BRING YO' ASS!

[ask_tallulah]

Oh good! Patti was her name.

[ask_theharkni]

HER NAME STILL IS PATTI - DUH!

...unless she changed it...I hope she didn't change it...

[ask_diaz]

Hi, sweetheart... ooh, that does look a wee bit tight...

Er, wedding. Right. Patti, how are you? It's been a while, hasn't it?

Hello, Tallulah, and goodbye - Jeannie and I have a few things we need to do.

Jeannie, why isn't Patti all over her Clone any more? What did I miss?

[ask_theharkni]

IT IS. TAKE IT OFF.

Uh, Diaz? Patti forgot because of retcon - and I feel like I should know Tallulah. She reminds me of someone...

Hmmm.

[ask_diaz]

Why does it have so many buckles? I have to say, it looks good, but it's a bit puzzling in the removal department. Is this your way of asking for the cuffs again? No need to be coy, I've got my memories back now.

*drags Jeannie to the door, and waves farewell to everyone else*

WTF??? Who gave her retcon? Was it Ian? I always thought Ian was a bit too... something.

Amd I know what you mean, I think we know her from a couple of decades forward. Something's a bit off about her, I'm not sure what. Of course, I'm a touch paranoid right now, but I can't entirely discount the feeling.

Re: Hmmm.

[ask_theharkni]

IT HAS SO MANY BUCKLES BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOOD. AND IF YOU WANT TO BREAK OUT THE CUFFS, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T LET ME STOP YOU. I MEAN IT - DON'T LET ME...

I don't know who gave it to her - nobody tells me anything.

I tried to ask her who she was and she just smiled this creepy ass smile. Maybe you could get some more information from her - that IS your area, after all...

[shadowedkit]

*walks up to stand beside Shadow* Shadow is right; they are not so happy or couple-ly right now. Just give us a few days, yeah?

I'm Kitti. If you get lost in the base, I'm your girl.

[ask_tallulah]

Be prepared to 'play' hide and seek! I think I just may get lost a few times... So. Anywho! Hello Kitti and I won't ask about the not so couple-ly right now. As long as there will be a wedding, I'M IN!

[shadowedkit]

--chokes on air---

Hide and Seek in this base has other connotations Tallulah, posssibly not the right hting to say.

Thats okay. I can take you to Hansel at one point and we can suit you up with a comm and a PDA map so you don't get lost.

Oooh. There should be a wedding at some point. You might be waiting for a while alas.

[mrsalemp]

*confused*

Why don't you just marry Ivan to Shadow?
I'm pretty sure that was the plan...

[ask_theharkni]

Because we are already married, Patti. Can you please get with the program?

Shadow? Where did you go now?

[ask_tallulah]

OH! I know YOU! Shadow said I was supposed to keep my hands off of you...

[mrsalemp]

*looks closely* Hey I know you!

You're that Barrowman guy! The one with the sharpie marks on himself!
And I know you're married *eyeroll* I don't see what that has to do with Shadow and Ivan.

[bakaknight]

-stares at the 'wedding planner'-
...Do I want to consider how much paperwork is involved in your presence here, or would it be better for my sanity to not think of it at all and instead go find some adorable pictures of puppies online or something?

[ask_tallulah]

Did you say... PUPPIES?? I used to have a puppy named Rory. My friend Mothica got my her. Yeah. Mothica...

[bakaknight]

-stares at some more-
I'm feeling mellow. I'll ignore the lie and pretend it was true. Suggest you mentally rename everybody you want to not think about much either 'Bob' or 'Kate'. I am way too not interested in this wedding thing to care about whoever the kriffmonkeys Jeannie found to help with it. 'Whoever the kriffmonkeys' turning out to be you nonwithstanding.

...What are you still standing here for? Don't you have things to plan and organise and whatever it is you do if you're a Time Agent who subspecialises in planning weddings?

[ask_tallulah]

Well. I can't go and plan shit until PATTI and HANK come to. So sorry
pfft