LET ME BE VERY CLEAR ON THIS MATTER.

[ask_theharkni]

THERE IS GOING TO FUCKING BE A WEDDING IF I HAVE TO MARRY THE FLOOR TO THE CEILING. GOT THAT?!?!

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[ask_tallulah]

Uhhh... Thanks Jeanie, but I think I can pretty much handle this myself. Now. Where IS that happy couple you were talking about?

[ask_theharkni]

THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. PATTI! BRING YO' ASS!

[ask_tallulah]

Oh good! Patti was her name.

[ask_theharkni]

HER NAME STILL IS PATTI - DUH!

...unless she changed it...I hope she didn't change it...

[ask_tallulah]

Well I FORGOT! SORRY! And good GRIEF!

[iamshadow]

Not so much happy or couple-y right now, as it happens.

*holds out hand*

I'm Shadow. Keep out of the Archives, don't have sex in the kitchen, hands off Ivan, and we should get on fine.

[ask_tallulah]

Soooo... Sex in kitchen: Strictly forbidden. Ivan: Don't know him. And, third: HIIII! I think we should indeed be friends. *shakes hand* And I'm Tallulah. Soooooo.

[iamshadow]

*winces and covers her ears*

I am right here. You shouldn't need that mike unless I'm in another room. Or several levels down. The acoustics in here are quite good.

Better still, get yourself a comm from the store room over there. Just write down your name and the serial number of the comm on the clipboard, so we know which one you've got if we need to page you. Take it to Hansel if you're not tech savvy. He'll make sure the batteries are charged and tune it in to the Mainframe so you can hear open channel broadcasts. That's important, in case there's an emergency.

[ask_tallulah]

Okay... I think I understand. But where would I find this Hansel person? Still new.

[iamshadow]

I think he's fiddling with the firewalls today, so he should be on one of the main computers. Look for the slightly moody looking Harkness that doesn't immediately proposition you. If he's on a computer, he's Hansel. If he's being crafty with blanket forts, wood turning or origami, that's Ivan. If he's heavily pregnant and eating something sugary, that's Yancy. If he's polishing all the fixtures and the floor and then you, if you don't move quickly enough, that's Evan. If he walks through walls when he's bored taking the stairs, that's Jonas.

All the others are varying degrees of handsy.

[ask_tallulah]

Why thank you quite much-ly. I think that we may be able to get along well with all of the information you've been giving me!