non serious answers are the best kind of answers.

[creativecstasy]

My bedtime was 3 hours ago. Why am I awake?

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[emmalinell]

Because it's only 6 PM here, and your brain decided to go off my schedule.

[karisitas]

Aliens are secretly prodding your brain, keeping you awake to study you and your responses to their stimuli.

[loulita]

There's a sexy person in your bed?

[incognita]

Sorry to say, but tiny little Gremlins are eating the portions of your brain that induce sleep. You will slowly begin to get less and less sleep. In 2 months time you will be unable to fall asleep at all!

[loulita]

Oh God, that sounds like a horror movie waiting to be made!

[krushisabitch]

Because Katy Perry.