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[phoenixothon]

I saw two crows mating in a tree on my walk to work this morning. Seems like a creepy omen. What sort of evil is about to come down on me? I really think Ive had my bad karma quota for the decade already.

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[ditaykan]

One for sorrow, two for mirth...

Or, if the mating was successful, you may have a funeral to look forward to. Failing that, furiously masturbating raccoons in your walls.

[phoenixothon]

Well there was not one but two cemetaries across the street...
OH SHIT...
{{{{{{hides under rock}}}}}}}

[hashishinahooka]

The idea of a raccoon masturbating is terrifying.

[suibhne_geilt]

Two crows are an omen for mirth, according to one old rhyme.

However, let me still wish some corvid poop on your head for immediately assuming the worst from my homebirds.

[phoenixothon]

what do you know about the sucessful mating part? What then?

[ditaykan]

One for sorrow, two for mirth. Three for a funeral, four for a birth. Five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told. Eight for a wish, nine for a kiss, ten for a bird you must not miss.

AKA, depends on how many eggs would be produced, is what I was trying to say. ;)

[suibhne_geilt]

Precisely! Thanks for the assist.

[cpsings4him]

Like the others with The Gift here at AMA, I too believe this portends crow poops, probably upon your head. I also foresee (for, I have, The Gift u.u), much "caw! CAW" ing at absolutely obscene hours of a Saturday morning.

I must rest now. The Gift takes its toll.

[reach_the_end]

Your first child is/will be a spawn of the devil.

[phoenixothon]

Im 44 and will not bear any children.

[reach_the_end]

Eh, it's a devil baby. Time and circumstance means nothing in this evil plan.

[phoenixothon]

i like this simplified answer the best.