Male members: How many times have you taken a shot to the balls?

[deleonjh]

See title. I have a theory that the vast majority of people with testicles only ever get a nut shot once in their lives; afterwards, they will protect the package with fanatical zeal like they were crack addicts and were hiding the world's last few rocks inside their ball sacks

Comments

[bdoing]

I've been hit in the balls... I think three times. Only one was on purpose.

One was actually someone who was sitting down and I was standing over her, and she was talking with her hands and said something she was really passionate about and very passionately slapped me across the testicles. She then hit me again... I think we were walking down the hall, and she was swinging her arms a lot?

And then one was a football that got away from me.

[deleonjh]

Which of those times was the on-purpose one? Did you get slapped in the balls to forcefully emphasize your conversation partner's feelings on vasectomies or something?

[bdoing]

...Huh. It must have been four, then. I remembered the football partway through and thought I'd mentioned this -- the on-purpose one was my little brother.

[alifjiim]

I've never gotten hit in the balls...but I've only had them for about a year and they're made of silicone...

[deleonjh]

A belated welcome to the club.

[deleonjh]

How does one sit through it, besides with great difficulty? Because I think I would have just hugged my desk and groaned loudly all through class.

[catwallada]

I'm testicle free but when we were children me and my sister used to kick/knee my brother in the crotch a LOT.

[catwallada]

Oh and nowadays his friends little brother likes to full on punch him in the groin whenever he sees him.

[deleonjh]

So he's desensitized to it? Because I'm honestly surprised at any number greater than one when it comes to total lifetime nut shots. Well, I suppose I can allow a handful for random accidents but "a LOT" sounds like more than five.

[catwallada]

Maybe. I think its more that hes just naturally tough. He does still try to protect his junk although when we were little I dont think he was ever in falling- to-the-floor-absolute-agony and not being very sensitive to pain seems to run in my family. According to my mom giving birth to my sister and me wasnt too painful.

[saturnfall]

In 10th grade, while I was talking to her, my very very ditzy friend lightly jammed her knee in my crotch. "Omg," she said, as I wimpered on the floor, "I didn't think that was real".

[deleonjh]

I am actually laughing out loud.