Snoopy Neighbors

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If your neighbors were to observe your patterns of coming and going from home, what would they think you're up to? 
If you've observed your neighbors' coming and going, what are they up to?

Comments

[leskay]

I can't imagine they'd have any clue what I do. Parts of the year, I leave the house an hour before dawn dressed like crap and get home around 11. Other times, I'm pretty dressy but come and go at various times.

[anfractuousity]

I don't think most of my neighbors are aware that I exist because I leave the house so rarely.

[marijuanakills]

They'd think I was a prostitute or a stripper. Possibly a vampire.

I don't really care what other people are up to, plus this is a large apartment complex so it's difficult to keep track anyway.

[krissykross]

I don't know what they'd think. I leave the house once a week at the most and am only ever gone for maybe an hour or two. I don't think anyone ever notices me leaving and I don't pay much attention to my neighbors either.

[grandwazooo]

They think I am a drugdealer already - I work nights, drive a sportscar and come and go at weird hours.