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Snoopy Neighbors

Dec 05, 2011 16:33

If your neighbors were to observe your patterns of coming and going from home, what would they think you're up to?
If you've observed your neighbors' coming and going, what are they up to?

i think he's up to something, i think she's up to something

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so_there December 5 2011, 23:17:10 UTC

I hope they don't. my husband works nights, and I don't like the idea of anyone knowing I'm home alone, but he walks, so the car is always here. they'd have to watch frequently enough to actually catch him coming and going AND notice that he didn't come home before bed and leave again in the morning. (he leaves about 6:30 pm and gets home about 8 am.)

onmute December 5 2011, 23:21:37 UTC

they'd probably think i get a lot of booty calls

bonoffee December 6 2011, 00:02:24 UTC

That I'm unemployed or a student. And hey, both are true!

juniper_mermaid December 6 2011, 00:03:11 UTC

they'd probably think i was a call girl. until they run into me doing laundry at 6 am on Sunday mornings, tore up from the floor up. then they probably think, 'no wonder she only goes out when it's dark.'

fuckmuffin December 6 2011, 00:31:20 UTC

What my neighbors think of me would depend on what kind of mood I am in. I sometimes get random snack cravings or get a second wind and leave the house at 2 am. I mostly stay home, though.

I have a lot of neighbors, but I can almost guarantee you that one of them is some sort of drug dealer. While not related to why I think they are drug dealers, in the past two months, the house has been totally cleared out, it is unoccupied, not for sale, and it honestly looks like an eyesore because it's not home-y.