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[grandwazooo]

Bad News: You're dead.
Good News: It's a multiple lives type reincarnation AfterLife after all.

The Catch: This time round you gotta be an inanimate object.

The Question: What you gonna be?

The Bit That Makes Reading The Answers Interesting: Why?

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[grandwazooo]

I wish I was a plastic spoon
I wouldn't have to worry
I wouldn't have to go to work
just bathe in nice hot curry

[bdoing]

A take-out napkin. Might need to soak up something kind of gross but hey, I'll dissolve really quickly and then on to the next!

[so_there]

and here I was just gonna ask how an inanimate object would die, or if this is it and whatever you pick is for forever.

I'll go with an expensive glass vase owned by a family with multiple children and large dogs. at least I get to hold pretty flowers for my week of existence!

[bdoing]

But if the glass pieces still hold fragments of your soul, what then!?

[so_there]

they won't in my hypothetical scenario!

[hashishinahooka]

Does this have to be in rhyme?
I declare that for my next time
I'd like to be JGL's flesh light
No explanation needed. Amirite?

[bdoing]

LOL

[perplexetic]

Street lamp. I like them, I could be helpful, pretty, in the weather and around people.

[kezmd]

I was going to say a novelist's typewriter, for the same reason that you give.

[bdoing]

for NaNoWriMo each year there's a (fairly large) group dedicated to using their typewriters for the challenge.