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[grandwazooo]

Bad News: You're dead.
Good News: It's a multiple lives type reincarnation AfterLife after all.

The Catch: This time round you gotta be an inanimate object.

The Question: What you gonna be?

The Bit That Makes Reading The Answers Interesting: Why?

Comments

[bdoing]

A take-out napkin. Might need to soak up something kind of gross but hey, I'll dissolve really quickly and then on to the next!

[so_there]

and here I was just gonna ask how an inanimate object would die, or if this is it and whatever you pick is for forever.

I'll go with an expensive glass vase owned by a family with multiple children and large dogs. at least I get to hold pretty flowers for my week of existence!

[bdoing]

But if the glass pieces still hold fragments of your soul, what then!?

[so_there]

they won't in my hypothetical scenario!

[bdoing]

...Touché! In that case, I change my answer.