Confound their politics! Frustrate their knavish tricks!! And while you're at it, gimme a pint!!!!!

[ask_deadpool]

Flaming fruity flamenco free-for-all, my vivacious visitors! It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? I bet y’all been wonderin’ what happened, but don’t worry, we’re all still alive and well (for a given definition of “well,” that is. Tasky’s at least stopped tryin’ to chug the Windex). Of all the weird places I coulda been for the last month, I bet you’ll

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[amejisuto]

You know ... you could probably write a short book on how to be a mercenary and get some hole-in-the wall publisher to put it out for you. Then you'd get paid. You can even write it so they'll screw up so someone will pay you to come in and fix their mess. A sorta win-win money maker!

[ask_deadpool]

Man, I'd have such great tips for those feebs. You know:

"When it comes to buying grenades, you should always insist on the baker's dozen!"

and

"Rope is good,
duct tape is better,
so bring them both,
and also some fetters!"

and

"It never hurts to consider what you will do after the bad guy has cut off your hands. Consider detonators in your boot-heels!"

Unfortunately, I think those crazy wack-jobs over in Marvel Legal would be all over me like fleas on a dead marmoset if I ever tried t'publish it. Stupid lawyers.

[amejisuto]

Well there's always that kill all the lawyers suggestion ...

[ask_deadpool]

Well I wouldn't want to kill all the lawyers. Some of them are fans, and some of them even write witty Q&A blogs, too!

But crappy lawyers, I'll pick them off, no charge!

[chrryblssmninja]

1) What big-name fashion designer would you model for?

2) If you were in the Olympics, what sport(s?) would you compete in, how many medals would you get, and what international judging scandal would probably arise?

[lady_of_mists]

:crosses her fingers for fencing being one of the sports:

[ask_deadpool]

Nah, I don't need to compete in fencing. We all know I'd win with only one pinky free.

[ask_deadpool]

Asked and answered! ...Finally.