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Confound their politics! Frustrate their knavish tricks!! And while you're at it, gimme a pint!!!!!

Sep 13, 2008 13:36

Flaming fruity flamenco free-for-all, my vivacious visitors! It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? I bet y’all been wonderin’ what happened, but don’t worry, we’re all still alive and well (for a given definition of “well,” that is. Tasky’s at least stopped tryin’ to chug the Windex). Of all the weird places I coulda been for the last month, I bet you’ll ( Read more... )

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amejisuto September 14 2008, 15:50:57 UTC

You know ... you could probably write a short book on how to be a mercenary and get some hole-in-the wall publisher to put it out for you. Then you'd get paid. You can even write it so they'll screw up so someone will pay you to come in and fix their mess. A sorta win-win money maker!

ask_deadpool September 15 2008, 19:24:30 UTC

Man, I'd have such great tips for those feebs. You know:

"When it comes to buying grenades, you should always insist on the baker's dozen!"

and

"Rope is good,
duct tape is better,
so bring them both,
and also some fetters!"

and

"It never hurts to consider what you will do after the bad guy has cut off your hands. Consider detonators in your boot-heels!"

Unfortunately, I think those crazy wack-jobs over in Marvel Legal would be all over me like fleas on a dead marmoset if I ever tried t'publish it. Stupid lawyers.

amejisuto September 16 2008, 00:34:13 UTC

Well there's always that kill all the lawyers suggestion ...

ask_deadpool September 16 2008, 02:37:19 UTC

Well I wouldn't want to kill all the lawyers. Some of them are fans, and some of them even write witty Q&A blogs, too!

But crappy lawyers, I'll pick them off, no charge!

lady_of_mists September 16 2008, 16:42:17 UTC

I will commence blushing now and thank you for answering my questions. I look forward to starting a roundtable discussion now between you and all of the presidential & vice-presidential candidates for office this year (and from four years ago). Shurikens would (of course) be optional. ;)

(I used to play as Kirby when I had access to Super Smash Bros. -- he was the only way that I could keep up with all of the other better players because I seemed to have an innate sense of my place on the board with him.) ;)

ask_deadpool September 18 2008, 20:12:11 UTC

Shurikens are never optional. They are a MUST HAVE. See also: duct tape. (Hah, look how wicked-smart I am, citing things like a lawyer. Zing!)

Admit it. You just have a total girlcrush on the little pink bastard.

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