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ask_captainjack

My Bitchin' Fan Fiction For You: The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns

Jan 17, 2009 17:00

Ok kids, you begged for it, and I am listening because I heart you all really hard. I wrote that bitchin' fan fiction that is going to get me posting access to
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my bitchin' fan fiction

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horcrionebay January 17 2009, 22:23:21 UTC

YESS!

You should publish a fucking book, man!

ask_captainjack January 17 2009, 22:25:05 UTC

I know!!! It's ridiculous the good thoughts I have that I should write down.

I don't have time though and also if I tell you people awesome things about the future you'll probably just use it for evil and wreck the timeline. :-( :-( :-(

horcrionebay January 17 2009, 22:40:42 UTC

Hmm, that is a dilemma indeed. You could just pretend that it's all fiction. Nobody would know! And, Jack, I'm pretty sure you have ALL of time. Just saying.

51stcenturyfox January 17 2009, 22:29:11 UTC

Please, Captain Jack... label for angst next time. That story ripped my heart out with no notice. Character (gay unicorn) deaths. Whoa.

When is part 2/??? coming? Will we have to wait for a whole week?

I'm in tears. Also, kind of horny now.

ask_captainjack January 17 2009, 23:27:26 UTC

Whoa sorry about the deaths, but I'm not sorry that you're horny!

51stcenturyfox January 18 2009, 04:48:49 UTC

I bet you're not.

peterwilliams January 17 2009, 22:34:00 UTC

If you haven't heard it enough today, I love you so much you sexy thing you.

ask_captainjack January 17 2009, 23:27:59 UTC

Who can ever hear it enough? I don't have low self esteem like Tosh!

peterwilliams January 18 2009, 01:08:01 UTC

They should dedicate a statue to you there in Cardiff.

lonelyangel_x January 17 2009, 22:53:00 UTC

Oh, Captain Jack, this was awesome. You are fucking awesome.

ask_captainjack January 17 2009, 23:28:22 UTC

And fucking me would be awesome. I'm just saying.

lonelyangel_x January 17 2009, 23:33:03 UTC

I bet it would.

lucy_locket January 17 2009, 23:04:39 UTC

Yay for Gwen and her tits of awesome!

And I'm sure you did look fucking amazing. I would say that you don't need to keep telling us, but you know, I can never hear enough of it.

You big strong manly unicorn slayer, you!

ask_captainjack January 17 2009, 23:32:49 UTC

LOLZ... The compliments that come with writing the fan fiction!

Is it because writers of fan fiction are theoretically literate that they're so sexy? Some societies haven't got a written language and it's all grunting, but I still find that sexy.

On their internets, they have to communicate through audio files. Naturally all their flame wars start off with fake-polite, bitchy grunting, then it's ALLCAPS grunting...Just so painful to the ears.

lucy_locket January 17 2009, 23:39:22 UTC

You're a whore for the comments, and I'm a whore for you.