Captain Jack's Holiday Mail Bag!

[ask_captainjack]

TWO GREAT PIECES OF HOLIDAY ADVICE IN MY MAIL BAG FOR YOU!

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Dear Captain Jack:

What is Christmas like in the future? Do you get presents?

- PrincessPea

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Comments

[blue_fjords]

Happy Grimmas, Captain Jack! I don't understand how you can ask for any other pressies w/ a Yoda in your stocking! How bout you share w/ us what you got Max Theresa for Grimmas, yeah?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Do you need plasters? Let me see your hands.

[ask_captainjack]

I thought the slash marks were from Hart!

[ask_arealdoctor]

No, those are the ones on my --

*cough*

Where is John, anyway?

[ask_captainjack]

Did you give him Holiday Pimms?

He's sucking on the bottle under the tree.

Follow the murmurs of "Mommy ... Mommy..."

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh, that's all right then. As long as he's safe. I'll give him his blankie later.

[oh_doask]

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh, dear. Does anyone have a drill? I think he's created a vacuum. Again.

[oh_doask]

<--

[ask_arealdoctor]

Yes, honey, I see it. It's lovely and absolutely huge. Next time how about you don't put it on with the stapler?

[oh_doask]

<-- !!!!!

MAAAAAAAFA!

[ask_captainjack]

STOP SCREAMING!

She's sitting on your lap for fuck's sake!

[oh_doask]

FACK!

[ask_arealdoctor]

I'm going to break the bottle off your tongue with a hammer, honey. You get to chew on glass, isn't that nice? ;)

[oh_doask]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[ask_arealdoctor]

There you go! Now, would you like a mince pie or a biccie to wash down all that glass?