The Earth is protected by a beagle

[ask_arealdoctor]

Torchwood is what stands between Earth and alien threat? We're doomed

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Max is pretty good about not going where he knows he's not supposed to, but sometimes he's chasing a vole or Jack's laser-pointer dot and he gets carried away. He has proven immune to almost everything he's licked, if it's any help.

The paperwork gets better from here out, but Owen had a backlog and there's always a ton when we hire a new employee. Just because we're outside the government is no reason not to leave tidy records! timeagency will tell you, they'll appreciate them a few millennia from now.

Thank you for the UNIT cap. I'll take very good care of it.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't let anyone tell you we aren't tough! WELSH tough! It's like tough times Wales.

[ask_arealdoctor]

All right, Mister Welsh Tough. You're second in line for a physical, right after Jack.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't let him make any jokes about prostate exams.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh, like I haven't heard them all. I did an A&E rotation as a student. Overnight shift, after the pubs close and Chelsea defeated Arsenal.

[timeagency]

Good record keeping has kept the human race in the forefront of intergalactic politics over the millenia. Ianto is to be commended. And both Jack and "John" should be ashamed of themselves making fun of him because they know how people like Ianto will be honored in their future.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Honoured? I like the sound of that. Will there be lauds?

[ask_captainjack]

Hey, I laud you plenty. I laud you frequently and vigorously!

[timeagency]

Indeed, and I shall endeavor to nominate you for some.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Famous in the future! I'm starry-eyed.