Comments | ask_arealdoctor: I must have these

ask_arealdoctor

I must have these

Jun 09, 2009 11:53

I must have these.

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ask_captainjack June 9 2009, 15:58:32 UTC

How are you supposed to get those on your feet?

Where does the foot go in???

ask_arealdoctor June 9 2009, 16:00:20 UTC

...foot?

ask_captainjack June 9 2009, 16:07:55 UTC

For the sock!

Yarn = Socks

I know all about this, Martha. Little old ladies used to send us packets of socks during the war.

Oh, sometimes you can make a hat out of yarn.

Sure as hell wouldn't put a frog on a hat!

ask_arealdoctor June 9 2009, 16:12:22 UTC

It appears yarn technology has advanced a bit since the 1940s, Jack. Much like everything else.

I believe they're "art". :)

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rednwhiterose June 9 2009, 16:04:54 UTC

I...have no words.

ask_arealdoctor June 9 2009, 16:05:36 UTC

Adorable?

rednwhiterose June 9 2009, 16:28:12 UTC

I was thinking more along the lines of...odd or WTF

ask_aboutcoffee June 9 2009, 16:10:33 UTC

Cute, but rather unimaginative, don't you think? What you really want is one of those as applied to, say, a Didonian. Something with spiky exploding bits inside!

ask_arealdoctor June 9 2009, 16:13:02 UTC

Are you offering to make a pattern? :D

ask_aboutcoffee June 9 2009, 16:18:44 UTC

My gran won a civil service award for knitting the most socks for the boys at the front during the war. I've no idea how it's done but it can't be that complicated, can it?

I'll need your anatomy charts.

ask_captainjack June 9 2009, 16:19:30 UTC

I THINK I KNEW YOUR GRAN

Margaret Knitsalot?

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neifile7 June 9 2009, 16:13:24 UTC

High time someone had a new idea for medbay decor.

Knitting a dissected Weevil would be fairly complicated. But I understand there are many, many skilled devotees of the craft among your civilians.

ask_arealdoctor June 9 2009, 16:17:33 UTC

The site has a whole digestive tract! It's brilliant!

I have no idea how one would go about knitting a scarf, let alone a digestive tract. It's certainly better than having John drape the real thing about the place like garlands. He says it's "jolly".

inquireof_liz June 9 2009, 16:19:31 UTC

I believe we have some of the "non-yarn" variety stuck about the castle somewhere. It reminds me of the old days. Now all we need is someone to hang from the chains in the tower.

Have you seen Hart recently?

ask_arealdoctor June 9 2009, 16:23:44 UTC

Viscera? Oh, we have plenty of viscera hanging about the place. Sometimes literally! But these don't smell.