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[ask_arealdoctor]

Did I miss anything? I had to pop over to University Hospital to use their MRI on the Ftalki cadaver I'm working on.

I met a very nice pathologist who helped me sneak the Ftalki into the imaging chamber. He was brilliant and inquisitive and we seemed to have a lot in common. I wish I could have spoken to him longer, but he had to get back to work

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Er.

I'm really sorry, Martha, but he might have been a dimension-leaping genderswapped manifestation of your own persona.

In other words, Boy You.

[ask_arealdoctor]

...

...

...what?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

There was a thing? While you were out. An interdimensional thing. With girls. Well, girls and boys. And gender confusion.

It was pretty intense.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Freaky, even.

He's kinda hot, Martha. Was he tall?

[woman_of_]

Oh dear. Maybe is shouldn't be Alas Smith and Jones, but alas Jones and Jones

[ask_arealdoctor]

The headmistress at school used to say that about my sister and me. "You two again? Alas, Jones and Jones!"

I suppose now one would say the same about Ianto and me. :)

[woman_of_]

But what a good pairing!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Throw in the Doctor and you have Jones and Smith and Jones.

Sort of a Smith sandwich.

Well.

[bone_lady]

Dr. Jones! How lovely to see you. We were worried about you! Nice to finally meet you in the flesh. *takes hand and bows*

You missed the breaking down of the multiverse realities with multidimensional seepage...amongst other things.

Hart was wise enough to save the day, but at the high price of cutting everyone's...shag fun...a bit short except my own, which was under medical pretenses due my...unique physiology...which is still embarrassingly off due to Rift Matter. However, a gentleman doesn't go into explicit details in regard to these matters. *coughs*

[ask_arealdoctor]

It's an honour, sir.

You needn't worry about shocking me, you know. There isn't much a doctor doesn't see, sooner or later. Though I do say your discretion is refreshing. If you'd like a consult, you need only ask.

[ask_sigerson]

I do appreciate that Dr. Jones. Perhaps I may...need a consult...

*figits long nervous fingers and glances at Bones*

[ask_captainjack]

WOW this is strange.

During the Gender Confusion I was about to get naked with a "Matt" who I assumed was the MALE MARTHA.

I think now he must have been the MALE MICKEY.

No wonder he kept going on about his Grandpa!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

OH SMITHLY SNAP

[gwen_e_cooper]

Did he have really fluffy hair? I know that bloke... he works at Virgin Records in the shopping centre.

You were about to shag someone from dirty old Cardiff, Jack! LOL!

[ask_captainjack]

WHAT??? Fuck.

I don't remember his hair. I remember the "THHHIP" of the latex when he pulled the gloves from Martha's box in the medbay.

[bone_lady]

Yeah you missed the fun..meh...Boy you is kinda cute though! I bet he's sweet...oh and Jack almost ended up...well there were latex gloves involved.

Anywoo! Good to see you safe! Don't mind Holmes, he's a bit of a physiological problem at the moment. He suppresses himself too much during his cases. We've been working on getting it fix, but he really is rather excited to finally meet you. *lowers voice* We should really get in med bay to discuss this matter. It's right up your alley. You do know he his a Time Lord right? different from The Doctor, but still one.

Ewww...Jack that's gross...

Bones, who is really going to get Holmes his own account now. I grow really tired of his telepathic senses seeping into my account.

[askfor_bananas]

At least he asks! That person Martha retconned herself into forgetting just pushed her way right into the account.

[bone_lady]

Yes this is true. You do know how Holmes is though. Manners before everything else. Not like said person.

I can't believe she called you big ears! I think your ears are endearing, in a platonic way of course.