Comments | ask_aboutcoffee: Epic Battle Of Lulz

ask_aboutcoffee

Epic Battle Of Lulz

Jun 28, 2009 19:23

If you're reading this, Team, it means the Hub has gone into lockdown. It'll cycle off when this is over. I couldn't risk anyone else during this fight.

I challenged the Master to a LOL-off. We're meeting on the Plass to throw down macros. If I win, he's mine to do with as I please. If he wins -- well, he won't, so that doesn't matter.

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ways i could die, torchwood is srs bznss

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You're going DOWN, Jones! of_tarminster June 29 2009, 00:28:26 UTC

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NO U ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:29:53 UTC

....fart jokes and the stock market? Really?

Really?

This is going to be a short battle.

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Re: NO, SRSLY, YOU!!! of_tarminster June 29 2009, 00:32:39 UTC

Oooh, the eyebrow, I'm so scared.

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UR MUM!!! ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:35:33 UTC

SHIT, using UNIT against me? You BASTARD!

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explodeyy June 29 2009, 00:28:51 UTC

Lol, omg. I am so sorry but,
THAT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.

Good luck.

ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:36:56 UTC

Cardiff is a lovely place to visit! When I'm done destroying The Master I'll send you a brochure, shall I? And an umbrella...

explodeyy June 29 2009, 00:39:36 UTC

Definitely an umbrella.
Even though I am a person who loves to play in the rain.
Don't want to get sick, do i?

lawsontl June 29 2009, 01:27:51 UTC

Will it be a Torchwood-branded umbrella?

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ask_arealdoctor June 29 2009, 00:34:20 UTC

GOD DAMN IT IANTO!

You have no RIGHT to do this! You can't do it alone!

ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:35:04 UTC

It's all right, Martha! It was my challenge! I'll be fine.

Probably.

99% likely!

ask_arealdoctor June 29 2009, 00:36:38 UTC

Don't be STUPID. He destroys GALAXIES! I'm coming out there!

ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:38:01 UTC

You can't! The Hub's locked down.

It's better this way. He might destroy galaxies but macros AROSE on this planet! He'll never be as good at them as the natives!

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amand_r June 29 2009, 00:35:42 UTC

LAWL FEST? BRING IT! HAHAHAHAAAHAHA.

I anticipate the cremation of the Master.

ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:39:28 UTC

Cremation? HA! He'll go slow and painful if I have anything to say about it.

NOBODY MESSES WITH MY HUSBAND CAPTAIN oh fuck it HUSBAND!

amand_r June 29 2009, 00:40:54 UTC

It's good to see you embracing married life.

I didn't say that he had to be dead when you set him on fire. :D

ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:42:28 UTC

I like the way you think, Amand_r.

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anonymous June 29 2009, 00:47:13 UTC

IT'S A BITCH CONVINCING PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU ISN'T IT MASTER!??!

Oh dear.

of_tarminster June 29 2009, 00:53:57 UTC

It was a lot easier when I could hypnotise people, I admitt.

ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 00:54:11 UTC

If lies were cats, he'd be a litter.