Emergency Lockdown Not Always As Tedious As Expected

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, that's sorted

Comments

[woman_of_]

Oh I'm so glad you got that sorted out! Of course Gwen was the best choice, and also meant you and Jack got more time to yourselves!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, we of course had to watch her change the circuit. Intently. Even if all we could see was her legs.

[szm]

Being pretty as a self preservation technique? I can see that working. Particularly from what I've heard of Jack. It also explains why John Hart is still alive.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He's not that pretty. And believe me, explanations for his continued existence will become moot if I ever encounter him again.

[tintop_lizzy]

*yoghurt-coated choc and coffee beans 2 lb presentation Art Deco mirror box*

Package for Mr Ianto Jones....

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It'll have to undergo rigorous scans first. And Jack will probably scoff half of them whilst the scanner runs. Still, the thought is much appreciated!

[venusinchains]

Too bad about the lack of orgy.
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I'm betting Jack's regular death-and-rebirth keeps his romantic "finishing power" at teen-aged levels. (*ponders* In fact, it's probably what keeps him an all around - relatively sane - perennial teenager.)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I could do without the overpowering libido if it meant less constant death, to be honest. In fact it would be easier on my nerves all round. Given all that, I'm not certain my constitution would be up for the strain of an orgy.

[ask_captainjack]

I wasn't going to fit in that crawlspace.

My abs are generous and sculpted!

Gwen's unexpected wiggling was just icing on the adventure cake.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, I wasn't going to fit in either, and anyway that was quite a lot of icing.

[ask_captainjack]

Good wasn't it? HA HA HA!