General Support Log: Week 7

[ask_aboutcoffee]

General Support Log
v. 1, week 7

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[lefaym]

So, shagging yourself... I can't figure out if it's masturbation or incest.

[ask_captainjack]

There's a whole chapter on this VERY QUESTION in the Academy's Ethics 101 coursebook. Time Agents take sexy ethics very seriously. The answer is: It depends on your reading of the Timey Wimey bizness.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Sexthics is a serious subject!

I bet the Ethics 101 coursebook is illustrated, huh.

[ask_captainjack]

There are TWO chapters in the textbook on my adventures alone, Ianto!

There were adventures in there I haven't even HAD yet!

[inquireof_liz]

Farewell Jacki! I'll never forget you.

Best to get right back to work. No time to mope about. I'll just go organize Liz's hats then, by color, I think.

Ianto, if I gave any offense during the confusion yesterday, my apologies. I would never buttle Guy Jack away from you. It's against the code! Why, it would be like you organizing HRH's hats! Unthinkable.

Harold

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Not in the least, Harold. I may have over-reacted due to stress. We in the Service must stick together!

IT'S LOVE

[oh_doask]

They went weevil hunting last night.

Re: IT'S LOVE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Hart, if your stupid stray traumatised my boyfriend, I swear to god it will be an EX-CAT.

Re: IT'S LOVE

[oh_doask]

It's MUTUAL ATTRACTION!

Look at his quivering upper lip.

Re: IT'S LOVE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

QUIVERING IN DISGUST, I am sure.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Are there extra croissanwiches? Because I'm still hungry.

(And I need to put another layer down over the three beers I've had.)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We have the fixings, I can make you one. Out of cheddar, though.

[gwen_e_cooper]

PERFECT!

Woof, so glad we started nomming these regularly. They have all four food groups. Well, not veg. But there's hops in the beer, so...

[ask_captainjack]

I had no idea you kids even LIKED croissanwiches.

I never see any lying around. If I did I would eat them!

[ask_arealdoctor]

"Some moggie"? Her name is Tomb Raider. Two words, three syllables. You're a clever boy, you can handle it.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

When she stops clawing Jack's coat and shedding everywhere I will use her name.

[thaddeusfavour]

Give it up, Ianto. Cats own us. They know it. We know it. Submit to their rule, become their slaves. Really, nothing much changes, except we're happier, they're happier, and they gift us with purrs as well as vomit. (Gotten a hairball from the little beastie yet?)

[ask_captainjack]

Ianto is not a slave to a cat. I put this hierarchy of ownership on the whiteboard...

CAPTAIN JACK OWNS
|
IANTO / THERESA / GWEN / MARTHA / HART

MARTHA OWNS
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CAT

GWEN OWNS
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RHYS