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ask_aboutcoffee

It's Good We're Not Religious Types.

May 03, 2009 09:46

Oh, Sunday morning in quarantine. Oddly relaxing. There's something very restful about being absolutely unable to go outside or do -- anything, really ( Read more... )

tosh was very focused, jack harkness has nice teeth, his name is max, ways i could die

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ask_arealdoctor May 3 2009, 14:54:49 UTC

At least this way Gwen and I can have our spa day, sort of! We can do each other's hair, and if she has any nail varnish we can do manicures. I have nail varnish remover!

Ianto, do you still have that salt scrub? If you do, you may join us, even if you are an icky boy. ;)

ask_aboutcoffee May 3 2009, 14:58:50 UTC

I have salt scrub and I might have a bath bomb around here somewhere.

Oh! We do have some alien bath bombs. Totally safe, Jack tested them himself.

Humour him for today. I have a sneaky plan.

ask_arealdoctor May 3 2009, 15:00:34 UTC

As long as they're not real bombs (it could happen!) I say we're for it!

Gotcha.

ask_aboutcoffee May 3 2009, 15:17:48 UTC

They are almost definitely not real bombs.

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oh_doask May 3 2009, 15:10:52 UTC

PERFORMANCE TIME LATER, JONES!

timeagency May 3 2009, 15:13:01 UTC

I wonder how susceptible you are to a flu called swine, dear.

ask_aboutcoffee May 3 2009, 15:18:19 UTC

You're not serious, are you?

You're serious, aren't you.

Bugger.

oh_doask May 3 2009, 15:19:44 UTC

WE SPENT 20 MINUTES ON IT LAST NIGHT! WTF DO YOU THINK?

I'm not going to waste that careful preparation. It's ART! It's a REINTERPRETATION OF STUFF!

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timeagency May 3 2009, 15:11:32 UTC

That canine gas mask upset ME!

Please don't catch the swine flu. I have very little information on it so it was either really bad and all the record-keepers died or really minor and no one thought it was necessary to keep records. I'd like to think it's the latter but the former is a possibility I don't want to have to learn about.

ask_aboutcoffee May 3 2009, 15:19:23 UTC

I'm sure it will be the latter. After all, Jack would make sure I survived or was cloned if necessary and I'd definitely keep good records!

ask_arealdoctor May 3 2009, 15:22:31 UTC

I've been cloned and it's not fun. There's a lot of goo involved.

ask_aboutcoffee May 3 2009, 15:26:11 UTC

I must say I'm not looking forward to being grown in a vat.

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1_mad_squirrel May 3 2009, 15:22:58 UTC

If you can make eggs benedict, I'd happily join you all in quarantine.

Movies to avoid while in quarantine:

Stephen King's 'The Stand'
'The Omega Man'
'The Andromeda Strain'
'Outbreak'

ask_aboutcoffee May 3 2009, 15:27:41 UTC

I'm not sure we can let anyone in. I mean, I would, but Jack's a bit paranoid about the whole thing.

Other films to avoid:
28 Days/Weeks Later
Gigli (well, it's got to go on every list of films to avoid)

timeagency May 3 2009, 17:55:12 UTC

Add "Baby Mama." We still threaten newcomers with it.

1_mad_squirrel May 3 2009, 18:13:58 UTC

Gigli (well, it's got to go on every list of films to avoid)

Amen, Brother! Testify!

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teaboyfan May 3 2009, 15:30:00 UTC

You've turned the lockdown into a delightful sleepover, with a delicious pancake breakfast. And Hart is there? I give it 24 hours before the rest of you (except for sweet evil Max) rise up and execute him, or feed him to Myfanwy. He was lying about their having a thing going, wasn't he? And what is this performance he threatens?

ask_aboutcoffee May 3 2009, 15:47:52 UTC

And what is this performance he threatens?

I don't want to talk about it.