It's Good We're Not Religious Types.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh, Sunday morning in quarantine. Oddly relaxing. There's something very restful about being absolutely unable to go outside or do -- anything, really

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[timeagency]

That canine gas mask upset ME!

Please don't catch the swine flu. I have very little information on it so it was either really bad and all the record-keepers died or really minor and no one thought it was necessary to keep records. I'd like to think it's the latter but the former is a possibility I don't want to have to learn about.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm sure it will be the latter. After all, Jack would make sure I survived or was cloned if necessary and I'd definitely keep good records!

[ask_arealdoctor]

I've been cloned and it's not fun. There's a lot of goo involved.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I must say I'm not looking forward to being grown in a vat.

[ask_captainjack]

Vats are for the very wealthy, Ianto. Torchwood grows their clones in cauldrons!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

....awesomer than a vat!

[ask_captainjack]

I agree. And saves space too. When you aren't using your cauldron for clones you can do linens in it or make pasta.

[dru_evilista]

...so is the Owen clone growing in a cauldron in the basement? I'll take two!

[timeagency]

Not if you do it right. Jenny says you know better than that, but maybe you were so traumatized you forgot. She's quite cheerful, you know. Perky, even. Lovely but a bit hard to take in the morning.

We're teaching her to file. She's not good at it.

[ask_arealdoctor]

She kept saying she's not a clone! She's his... you know.

[timeagency]

His hand has much to answer for, doesn't it?

She is a clone, but only just. Technically, she's an offshoot. That's a bit different. It's why she's a she.

Would it be safe for her to drop by for a day or two before Andy comes back? I am sorry she can't meet Andy. No I'm not. I want to meet him first. She promises to leave right after giving you a hug.

Oh, wait, we have to wait for Jack to get over swine-flu-phobia first, don't we. Ah well. Jenny can wait. She apparently needs to scurry off to rescue some race of nano-squirrels on a planet a long way from here. She says she'll be back for tea. I do love her tricked out shuttle!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Looks to me that you can't stop her from doing exactly as she pleases. If she wants to stop by here, she will!

[timeagency]

I realized this just as I'd hit save but then I thought that perhaps Jack would be so grief-stricken he'd let his tears mix with your DNA and the clone would get his teeth in place of your archiving skills.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

His teeth would look terrible on me! I have to ensure that this doesn't happen. Perhaps some kind of sneeze-guard could be installed.

[timeagency]

One clone cauldron sneeze guard coming up!