Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth Please Don't Read This

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Bugger bugger bugger!

GWEN. RHYS. I need festive Welsh dishes and fairy cakes! Rhys, I know you can do amazing things with snacks. I'm on my knees and not in the fun way!

HART, drag yourself in and bathe. I will hose you down if I must and you won't enjoy it as much as it sounds like you will

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh FFS. There goes my day off.

Welsh dishes. Right. Leek soup. Meat and... potatoes. Wait, is this brunch? Heart-shaped crempogs?

Fairy cakes! I'll have them done with little coronets on.

[ask_arealdoctor]

You just want me to reassure you that you look magnificent in your uniform.

Jack, you look magnificent in your uniform. HM will be utterly entranced.

[ask_captainjack]

You think so? Well, of course why wouldn't I? So you like the uniform huh? The trousers are double-pleated! That's a pleat for each taut thigh.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Your taut thighs will be the highlight of the day, I'm sure. Followed closely by my twinkly tits!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You're wearing royal blue, Jack. Brings out your eyes. Unless you can find one of your uniforms, and then it's Khaki and Sparkly Medals.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'll make it up to you! Promise. Besides, you get to meet the Queen!

Christ, we're meeting the Queen.

[ask_captainjack]

I want you on your best behaviour Ianto. If the Queen happens to fall ill and be hospitalised in a facility for crazy people I don't want you muttering under your breath that you "know where it is", being all mysterious and taking the focus away from me.

Remember, we're all meeting with the Queen but the attention is on me!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Do not even think about the Queen falling ill! Isn't that treason or something?

[ask_captainjack]

I don't know. I'll txt her to ask...