That's not my name-r

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack,

Okay. Here we go then. There's this guy, and I like him a lot. I'm not talking like I want to make the beast with two backs or nothing, but he's a nice dude and I value his bon mots, even though we are just online "friends". You couldn't see me make the air quotes, but imagine that I quoted the hell out of the air just then.

Comments

[amand_r]

You should, because I get so confused about Welsh that whenever I'm there, I freeze up and just make big sad panda eyes at everyone. The entire of country of Wales probably thinks I'm a deaf mute. Well, mute, anyway, because I do respond to all the whistling and cries of "Hey, sexy mama!"

[gwen_e_cooper]

I think I know where you learnt that move.

*Looks at Jack*

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm breaking a sacred masculine oath in telling you this, Gwen, but men are born knowing that move.

[ask_captainjack]

Whooops.

Gwen's purse spilled on the floor.

Gwen, you'd better pick up all your chocolates and menstrual things.

[gwen_e_cooper]

TOO LATE. I know your tricks.

Would you like a sweet? There's a tin on my desk.

[ask_captainjack]

SURE WOULD.

BLUE is for coconut!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Hmm. Point.

Women are born knowing that putting a tin of Quality Street on our workstations means men will stand at the edge of our desks with their junk at eye level several times a day.

Sacred feminine oath. I'm doomed when my mates read this.

[ask_captainjack]

I

FUCKING

LOVE

QUALITY

STREET

(in tins)

[gwen_e_cooper]

REALLY?

HAVE TWO.

[neifile7]

Aaaand we're back to candy again. Too many sweet teeth in this Hub!

You need a blog called ask_abouttoffee, just to keep up with the sugar babies.

[ask_captainjack]

Hey you're not supposed to sexually harrass men.

I'm supposed to sexually harrass you!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, I'm learning from the best, aren't I?

It's like that scene in Legally Blonde where she breaks the UPS driver's nose.

[gwen_e_cooper]

The 21st century is when everything changes, Jack.

[ask_captainjack]

But I like it when things change in MY FAVOUR.

[gwen_e_cooper]

You don't like it when other people flirt and ogle, Boe?

It's just sharing the sexy around a bit.

Like choccies, workplace sexual harassment is for sharing.

[phaetonschariot]

I'm surprised you guys ever actually catch any aliens that aren't in someone's pants.

...Do many rift spikes emerge in people's pants?