That's not my name-r

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack,

Okay. Here we go then. There's this guy, and I like him a lot. I'm not talking like I want to make the beast with two backs or nothing, but he's a nice dude and I value his bon mots, even though we are just online "friends". You couldn't see me make the air quotes, but imagine that I quoted the hell out of the air just then.

Comments

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[gwen_e_cooper]

Could we clone some?

Does the subetheric resonator secretly clone things?

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[ask_captainjack]

Cloning is soooo unethical.

I won't any of you kids until long after you're dead.

I promise.

:-)

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You promised if I turn out to be an evil clone you'll shoot me in the face!

I hold you to that!

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[ask_captainjack]

You can rely on me, tiger pants.

If your clone turns out evil, or melted on one side, or has an alternate universe goatee, I will shoot him in the face!

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Good. I have a reputation to uphold!

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[gwen_e_cooper]

Ditto!

What if clone-Gwen (Gwyn) is lactose-intolerant or lacks the caring gene?

That would be so very, very wrong.

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[ask_captainjack]

There's no point to a Gwen without a caring gene!

Who would soothe our freaks?

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[gwen_e_cooper]

Victims, Jack.

Victims of Riftcumstance.

Re: PLEASE NOTE

[ask_captainjack]

AH, THERE'S THE COOPER CARING GENE that Torchwood appreciates so much!