Comments | ask_captainjack: Torchwood scheduled you some time on the target range

ask_captainjack

Torchwood scheduled you some time on the target range

Jun 14, 2009 15:13

Dear darling Captain Jack, are you guys going to participate in Blog Like It's The End of the World Day next saturday? The way it works is that on June 13th you post on your blog (livejournal) that zombies are attacking. You describe what's going on in your spot in the world and link to other journals. You'll see people tagging 'bliteotw'.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 14 2009, 20:07:54 UTC

I'm not dying at the hands of a civilian!

Besides, with target scores like this, obviously I'm qualified for private master-class training once they've all cleared out.

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ask_arealdoctor June 14 2009, 20:09:52 UTC

Nice shootin', Tex! :D

ask_aboutcoffee June 14 2009, 20:13:33 UTC

Ta, Martha! Jack had to give me a lot of instruction when I first started, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

(A lot of instruction.)

oh_doask June 14 2009, 20:10:14 UTC

They aren't hexas.

You fail, Jones.

ask_captainjack June 14 2009, 20:14:13 UTC

He's saving bullets, MORON! You waste bullets like you waste rows when you knit mittens. Torchwood isn't made out of yarn you know. There are only so many hundreds of thousands of sheep in Wales!

oh_doask June 14 2009, 20:19:35 UTC

It's made out of destiny and MEANING! I KNOW!!!!

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS AS I IGNORE IT!!!!!

Did you see Conny? I brought her in yesterday. Lovely girl.

ask_captainjack June 14 2009, 20:37:00 UTC

If you mean the mutton chops, Ianto did them on the BBQ.

ask_aboutcoffee June 14 2009, 20:15:22 UTC

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I AM.

We're not allowed to shoot the hexagon gun, Jack says, and I can't do the little shapes with this calibre.

ask_captainjack June 14 2009, 20:16:53 UTC

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY

There is deep intense trauma related to the hexagon gun

THINGS HAPPENED!

THE WRONG PEOPLE GOT BRANDED (IN THE FACE)

ask_aboutcoffee June 14 2009, 20:24:42 UTC

I don't see how a hexagon gun is that useful anyway, unless one is trying to impress a bunch of mathematicians.

ask_captainjack June 14 2009, 20:30:08 UTC

I was.

ALAN TURING.

Can't face the sad memories right now though. :-(

ask_aboutcoffee June 14 2009, 20:32:45 UTC

Oh, Jack.

Alan Turing was a robotics geek! They don't get out much. You didn't need to brand anyone in the face to impress him. You could have just smiled!

Clearly you need distracting. Come show me again how to grip a 9mm properly.

ask_captainjack June 14 2009, 20:38:44 UTC

RIGHT

First thing you should do is loosen your belt before you fire. That way I can get a fingertip in there and gently tickle your tummy.

Second thing you should do is splay your legs apart to find your centre of gravity. Splay harder, Ianto!

ask_aboutcoffee June 14 2009, 20:43:27 UTC

I'd ask if that's a gun in your pocket, Captain, but at the moment I'm pretty sure all the guns are in use.

ask_captainjack June 14 2009, 20:45:42 UTC

It's totally my penis, Ianto. LOL a gun!?

ask_aboutcoffee June 14 2009, 20:48:22 UTC

It's a popular culture...never mind. Tonight we're going to make popcorn and watch She Done Him Wrong.

Well, "watch".

Don't shower first. Gunpowder smells nice.

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