WHY THE FUCK DON'T I GET A COVER, HUH IANTO MAKE ME A COVER MAKE IT NOW MAKE IT HARD MAKE IT FAST NOW! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?! GET UP AND MAKE ME COVER! MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT!
It took me four hours to break the lock on the crate.
Were you nomming fairy cakes?
Were those fairy cake crumbs you dropped through the slits into the crate?
IF YOU COME DOWN JACK'S HOLE I SWEAR I WILL STUN YOU UNCONSCIOUS AND POSSIBLY FEED YOU TO MYFANWY.
I didn't frame it, Jack framed it. I'll make you a cover in the morning, I'm not going to get up in the middle of the night to settle your weird incestuous sibling rivalry with Jack. If you can't sleep go find pictures for me to use.
REMEMBER TO USE THE KEYBOARD, you can't think images at google yet.
Now I have to get all the way out of bed to haul your stupid unconscious arse somewhere Jack won't trip over you in the morning and when I get back Jack's going to have the upper hand and try to sleep all over me.
I warned you about the stun gun. First time I've ever been glad Jack keeps one under the pillow.
I knew I shouldn't have introduced you to espresso.
It took me four hours to break the lock on the crate.
Were you nomming fairy cakes?
Were those fairy cake crumbs you dropped through the slits into the crate?
Why was the CCTV camera light blinking?
WTF
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I'm in the blanket cocoon and I just got warm. I'll make you a cover in the morning, or possibly NEVER IF YOU DON'T STOP BANGING ON JACK'S HOLE.
What's your fic about again? I don't read these things.
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I'M COMING DOWN THERE!
WTF DO YOU MEAN WHAT IS IT
IT'S ABOUT ME, OF COURSE!
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I didn't frame it, Jack framed it. I'll make you a cover in the morning, I'm not going to get up in the middle of the night to settle your weird incestuous sibling rivalry with Jack. If you can't sleep go find pictures for me to use.
REMEMBER TO USE THE KEYBOARD, you can't think images at google yet.
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IANTO YOU NEED TO MAKE ME A COVER! IT HAS TO HAVE ME IN THE CENTER AND FUCKING AWESOME FONT TITLE THING AT THE TOP AND
ARE YOU WRITING ALL OF THAT DOWN, IANTO? MAYBE IF I SHOUT IT AT YOUR EAR YOU WILL REMEMBER!!!
BUT IANTO! GOOGLE HASN'T COLLECTED THE BEST IMAGES OF ME YET!!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A BRAIN WAVE READ OUT MACHINE?! YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE!
READ OUT MY BRAIN WAVES ONTO GLOSSY X-RATED PAPER!!!!
AND I DON'T WANT UNICORNS, IANTO!! I WANT I WANT I WANT SOMETHING ELSE!
UNICORNS ARE CHEAP! CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE!
I WANT
ARE YOU LISTENING IANTO?!
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Now I have to get all the way out of bed to haul your stupid unconscious arse somewhere Jack won't trip over you in the morning and when I get back Jack's going to have the upper hand and try to sleep all over me.
I warned you about the stun gun. First time I've ever been glad Jack keeps one under the pillow.
I knew I shouldn't have introduced you to espresso.
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JESUS!
I was sleeping on top of that cocoon you know.
You're supposed to rouse me gently with kisses when you roll out of the burrito.
Not fling me mercilessly to the other side of the bed!
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STOP HASSLING MY IANTO!
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DO GO ON SLEEPING!!!
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