A Quick Start Guide to Shooting Something in the Face

[ask_captainjack]

TWO QUESTIONS MERGED INTO ONE SEXY POST TODAY!

-----
Dear Captain Jack: I'd be interested on some tips in the event of a alien infestation or swine flu or soviet attack. What's the best way to shoot something in the face? Is there a rule of thumb for this sort of thing?

With love from Bangerz n' Mash

-----
Dear Captain Jack, your instructions to

Comments

[ask_captainjack]

Hm.

You could consider reinventing yourself as a secret organization with guns. Have you considered leading a Torchwood America branch?

[ask_captainjack]

Cleavage + Cock = AT LEAST A MASTERS DEGREE, GIZ.

[ask_captainjack]

Please don't forget to FULLY BRAND that couch. You need Torchwood logos on the front and on the back!

[ask_captainjack]

PERFECT. You are combining Pleasure and Business. That's the Torchwood way!