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ask_captainjack

T wants CJH to Twitter

May 12, 2009 16:13

Dear Captain Jack,

I've been on Twitter for a couple of years now. I'm not sure why it's started to get so exciting to the rest of the world, since clearly they should've been following my lead all along (perhaps they thought they should be fashionably late?).

Anyway, you're the awesomest person I know, and I'm pretty sure you could use Twitter to ( Read more... )

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ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 21:51:10 UTC

OH BUT WHEN YOU HAVE TWITTER YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO BLOG ABOUT

AND THEN YOU GET TO UPDATE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT BLOGGING AND TWITTERING. IT'S AWESOME.

ask_captainjack May 12 2009, 21:52:58 UTC

OH YEAH? WELL NOBODY WAS READING MY DIARY ENTRIES ABOUT WHAT I PUT IN MY TRAPPER KEEPER, SO WHY WOULD TWITTER BE ANY DIFF? I'D RATHER WORK ON MY LINKED-IN RESUME! I'M RECOMMENDING ME TO ME FOR SERVICES RELATED TO ME!

ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 21:55:28 UTC

WHAT, I WAS TOTALLY READING YOUR DIARY ENTRIES. AND SPREADING JUICY GOSSIP ON THE TELEVISION SHOW THAT I DO NOT HAVE.

ask_captainjack May 12 2009, 21:56:49 UTC

What, really? What compliments were you giving me? Did you mention my thighs? Hair? Eyes?

>:/ ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 22:01:23 UTC

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Re: >:/ ask_captainjack May 12 2009, 22:03:59 UTC

HA HA HA! IANTO'S ON NOTICE LIST.

THAT'S PRETTY ACCURATE! I LIKE THE SEXY QUOTES AROUND "BUSINESS CASUAL". YOU ARE GIVING ME AN ADMIRATION ERECTION!

PLAGIARISM! ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 22:08:52 UTC

HE TOTALLY STOLE THAT IDEA FROM ME, YOU KNOW.

HE'S NOT EVEN GETTING THE EASY OUT. OH NO, HE'S NOT ON NOTICE.

HE'S DEAD TO ME. YEAH, I SAID IT.

Re: PLAGIARISM! ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 22:10:11 UTC

I MEAN

HE STOLE THAT IDEA FROM THE PERSON I'M NOT

I'M SURE HE'S DEAD TO THAT PERSON, THOUGH. THAT PERSON WHO ISN'T ME.

Re: PLAGIARISM! ask_captainjack May 12 2009, 22:10:23 UTC

You can't "DEAD TO ME" somebody you don't love. It only works with people you love.

DO YOU LOVE IANTO? ARE YOU LOVING HIM RIGHT NOW?

I'll take you down to Chinatown!

Re: PLAGIARISM! ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 22:14:28 UTC

ALAS, THAT ONLY LOVED HIM FROM AFAR. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT GUY'S NAME. IT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD, AND IT'S TRAGIC.

BUT LATELY THAT PERSON WHO ISN'T ME LIKES YOUR COCK MORE. AND THAT PERSON ISN'T HAPPY, BECAUSE THAT PERSON IS TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL.

Re: PLAGIARISM! ask_captainjack May 12 2009, 22:18:31 UTC

I SENSE "TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL" LEAVES SOME WIGGLE ROOM FOR "MAYBE SLIGHTLY INTO COCK?" I HAVE A FEELING YOU'D LIKE WIGGLE ROOM IF YOU TRIED IT.

Re: PLAGIARISM! ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 22:24:24 UTC

YOU TIME AGENTS AND WELSHMEN AND YOUR GAY AGENDA

YOU'RE DESTROYING THE FOUNDATION OF EVERYTHING SACRED.

Re: >:/ ask_aboutcoffee May 12 2009, 22:14:09 UTC

How quaintly...American.

Re: >:/ ttlynotcolbert May 12 2009, 22:16:59 UTC

GOT A PROBLEM WITH AMERICA, WELSHY-BOY? BECAUSE AMERICA DOESN'T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AMERICA.

Re: >:/ ask_aboutcoffee May 12 2009, 22:18:08 UTC

BRING IT, I have a stun gun and socialised healthcare!

Re: >:/ ask_captainjack May 12 2009, 22:20:57 UTC

OMFG it's like Hetalia! This is so hot.

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