T wants CJH to Twitter

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack,

I've been on Twitter for a couple of years now. I'm not sure why it's started to get so exciting to the rest of the world, since clearly they should've been following my lead all along (perhaps they thought they should be fashionably late?).

Anyway, you're the awesomest person I know, and I'm pretty sure you could use Twitter to

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[oh_doask]

It's not my fault the dog always drags the paper into the water!

WTF IT'S MY PAPER, MAX! GIVE IT BACK!

[ask_captainjack]

It would help if you didn't piss on everything to mark your territory. I said you could have the entire Guardian! You didn't have to soak it all the way through. You could have just dabbed the corners of the Culture section.

[oh_doask]

It's me or him!

AND I'M COMING OUT THE WINNER!

I already marked the medbay! LOL

[ask_captainjack]

That's not fair, Theresa's not allowed in the Medbay.

Hey neither are you!

[oh_doask]

I AM! To nibble on Martha's flower.

And for my shots.

I'm going to mark your hole next.

[ask_captainjack]

You really want Ianto to retaliate? Because I've learned that nobody wants that.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Bloody right.

[oh_doask]

I'LL AIM FOR THE SQUISHY BIT!

Is that you?

LOL!

[ask_captainjack]

Once this guy tried to shoot Ianto in the face, so Ianto stun-gunned him in the face. When the guy woke up he cried!!!!! God how I laughed.

[neifile7]

FFS, Martha. Catheterize him and give him a rabies shot!

[oh_doask]

FFS, Neifile! I'm standing right here!

[neifile7]

More fool you. Ianto's got a clear shot at your gonads if you claim any more "territory."

[oh_doask]

Ianto is busy with office sex, Gwen is eating donuts, Martha is in the medbay

AND THE HUB IS MINE!

GO AWAY MAX! THAT'S MY DESK TO MARK!

[ask_arealdoctor]

John is helping me mop the med bay. Or at least he's holding the bucket.

...at least he's splashing soapy water everywhere.

All in all, I think I deserve a medal now.

[of_tarminster]

They still haven't given you a medal? Sheesh. Good guys really do finish last.

[oh_doask]

GOOD GUYS GET HART!

LOL