Rec: Adventures on Earth, The Saga by Captain John Hart

[ask_captainjack]

Did you kids know that I am the world's most bitchin' beta?

Not only do I shoot your 21st century problems in the face, I also shoot your 21st century fan fictions in the face. I have a red marker that I use to make spun gold out of Rumpelstiltskins.

It's a rule that when you a beta a fan fiction you have to recommend it on your Livejournal later

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Hart and his stupid pies!

I do like a nice meat pie once in a while, but it's not a fixation or anything.

[ask_captainjack]

You can eat as much pie as you like. I'd take pie plates to bed with us if I thought you'd let me get away with it.

Hey would you let me get away with it?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If I say no, will you bring pie paper towels to bed to get around it?

Because I'm considering banning pie from bed entirely.

[ask_captainjack]

The one time a guy tries to hide some pizza in a paper napkin and for months later it's all

"WHAT'S IN THAT NAPKIN JACK???"

"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING UNDER THE SUNDAY PAPER JACK?"

Yeah I was going to put some pie in a paper towel...

So, Y/Y?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Only if Y means You Aren't Going To.

I hate sleeping in the wet lemon meringue spot!

[neifile7]

The wet Cornish pasty spot is a different matter, though, eh?

(NB May 9 is Celtic Meat Pie Solidarity Day!)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

There are no good wet spots. :( At least the marmalade falls on top of the blanket cocoon.

I will have a meat pie for lunch tomorrow. I'm sure I will feel plenty of solidarity all afternoon.

[neifile7]

Meat pie is definitely the matrix of pan-Celtic soldarity. Why waste it all on the Italians?

Love the crown, btw. Hart got something right for once.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I think that's supposed to be my hair :( It's not sleek first thing in the morning, that's not my fault!

[ask_captainjack]

It's definitely my fault.