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ask_captainjack

Little Bit Shy Girl

Apr 20, 2009 17:46

HAPPY MONDAY, READERS. I'm just dusting the sand from my broad shoulders as I post this latest advice update. During my weekend adventures in Dubai my Freaking Awesome Friends List took up the 'saving you from despair' slack by answering some of my email.

I just want you to know that I don't agree with all of the advice, just most of it. You all ( Read more... )

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I bring tribute lipsum April 22 2009, 05:38:47 UTC

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Re: I bring tribute ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 12:52:50 UTC

HA HA HA! This is brilliant. Now Ianto can be the butler from the icon from the poster!

Re: I bring tribute ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 12:57:41 UTC

The recursion is overwhelming, sir.

Re: I bring tribute ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 13:57:45 UTC

You're going to be Internet famous, Ianto.

That's like being Real famous only you're not paid.

Re: I bring tribute ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 14:02:29 UTC

Perhaps I'll be a meme! Like Aretha Franklin's hat!

I CAN HAS CROISSANWICH!

Re: I bring tribute ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 14:03:41 UTC

More like:

A CROISSANWICH FOR JAK
I MAKES IT

Re: I bring tribute ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 14:07:00 UTC

You are a master of subtlety, Jack. I've rigged up the croissanwich toaster thing, would you like it hot*?

* May run the slight risk of shorting out the Hub's incredibly ancient and ineffective wiring.

Re: I bring tribute ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 14:07:58 UTC

HA! The wiring is having a rough week, what with the Rotisserie and all. YES TOAST IT UP, SOLDIER!

Re: I bring tribute gwen_e_cooper April 22 2009, 14:11:25 UTC

Hey, the wiring has coped with much higher usage.

Just run some of those orange extension cords down to the basement.

Re: I bring tribute ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 14:13:30 UTC

THAT'S NOT FUNNY. I mean, for Ianto. Obviously it's hilarious to us.

Re: I bring tribute gwen_e_cooper April 22 2009, 14:20:58 UTC

I think Ianto's emotional wounds have healed by now.

I can (almost) joke about being shot slowly and dying on a pier.

HA HA, TORCHWOOD NEEDS TO RESURRECT SUZIE COSTELLO AGAIN LIKE I NEED A HOLE IN THE HEAD!

All right, maybe not quite yet.

Re: I bring tribute ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 12:58:05 UTC

I do look suitably hunted in that image.

Re: I bring tribute oh_doask April 22 2009, 13:27:23 UTC

You look like you do when you're watching Jack eat.

Re: I bring tribute ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 13:41:30 UTC

....for once, I can't argue.

Re: I bring tribute ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 13:55:54 UTC

You love watching me eat. You're always saying how it turns you on when I chew with my mouth closed.

Re: I bring tribute ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 13:57:56 UTC

Table manners. Enormously arousing!

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