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ask_arealdoctor

The 21st Century -- not everything changes!

Jun 19, 2009 10:47

I can cure Thager syndrome and Zyth plague. I have treatments for 13 out of 16 known strains of Space Herpes. I have diagnostic equipment that won't be invented for centuries, and medicines from several galaxies ( Read more... )

i'm a doctor not a nanny, physician heal thyself

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gwen_e_cooper June 19 2009, 15:34:00 UTC

Oh, sweetheart! I have a nice cardie you can wear, but I can do you one better.

Do you want a blanket burrito? There are some fresh duvets on top of the dryer.

We could wrap you and put you next to Ianto on Jack's four poster down the hole. It's a tempurpedic bed so you won't wake up when Max jumps on it.

ask_arealdoctor June 19 2009, 15:39:57 UTC

Oooh, warm duvet yes please!

I don't want to infect Ianto, so I think I'll just curl up here. I'd go home, but I'd rather stay here with you, if that's all right. And I'm not going down to my futon in the garage because John keeps asking, "ARE YOU SICK, MARTHA? YOU'RE ALL OVER SNOT. CAN I LICK IT?"

Which... no.

ask_captainjack June 19 2009, 15:58:33 UTC

You got infected at Starbucks???

ALL BECAUSE IANTO WAS TRAPPED IN THE PAST.

This is like the time I stepped on a butterfly and when I got back to the 20th century, George W. Bush was King of America.

bone_lady June 19 2009, 16:08:18 UTC

Jack, that's scary....really...the King of America part. How was that resolved?

ask_arealdoctor June 19 2009, 16:11:05 UTC

Especially since in our timeline he wasn't President of the US until the 21st century!

ask_captainjack June 19 2009, 16:22:26 UTC

Resolved?

bone_lady June 19 2009, 20:03:36 UTC

Er..nevermind...never thought of George Bush as King...but er...you mean HW Bush right? No W...I hope...

ask_arealdoctor June 19 2009, 16:15:02 UTC

This is not Ianto's fault and I won't have you blaming him!

ask_captainjack June 19 2009, 16:24:35 UTC

I'm not blaming him, I'm pointing out that it's his fault.

ask_arealdoctor June 19 2009, 16:29:55 UTC

It is NOT HIS FAULT.

Oh God. Don't make me yell, Jack. My throat hurts!

ask_aboutcoffee June 19 2009, 16:31:21 UTC

It's okay! I am okay being a scapegoat. As long as I still get to nap today.

ask_arealdoctor June 19 2009, 16:35:40 UTC

One's husband should not use one as a scapegoat. That's just cruel.

ask_aboutcoffee June 19 2009, 16:41:14 UTC

Oh, he's not my husband at work! He's my boss.

After work, I'm the boss.

:o)

I may be slightly woozy.

ask_arealdoctor June 19 2009, 16:42:37 UTC

You might also be telling the truth. :)

ask_captainjack June 19 2009, 19:14:15 UTC

WHAT IANTO SAID.

Hey, do you want your executive stress balls back? They're spongey. Weird. Squishy. I kind of like it.

ask_aboutcoffee June 19 2009, 19:55:51 UTC

They're specially formulated! I'll buy you some. They also make good pillows if you pile up four or five.

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