Um... help?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Sorry to interrupt, but if anyone's around could you possibly come down to the morgue? That noise you're hearing is all the LOCKED drawers slamming open and there are dead people crawling out and I'm trying to push them all back in and pile things against the doors but I'm running out of chairs and boxes and HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE DOWN HERE

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[ask_arealdoctor]

*BLAM* Three!

*BLAM* Four!

This is brilliant! It's like a shooting range at --

*BLAM* -- a fun fair! Five!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Have I mentioned how hot you are with a gun, Martha?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Thank you!

Grab Max, I'm going to Molotov the place!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Jack's got him!

Awww, who's a good dog?

TOMB RAIDER STOP LICKING HIM ALREADY

[ask_captainjack]

If I kicked this dman cat would anybody notice?

I probably shouldn't have asked that outloud huh.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Just shove her, kicking will make Martha annoyed.

Jack, pass Max over, I need to get that armour off him and take him for a B. A. T. H.

[ask_arealdoctor]

NO SHOVING THE CAT.

You people are cruel.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

She was licking bits of dead ex-employee off my dog!

[ask_arealdoctor]

So? She was helping. Your dog was wagging his tail at the zombies!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He was HERDING! While she sat there and WATCHED.

You can't glare a zombie to death!

[ask_captainjack]

He's a bit S. M. E. L. L. I. E. !

[sevendayloan]

Smellie? Is that anything like smelly? No? Moving on...

[ask_arealdoctor]

OI! NO KICKING THE CAT!

Oh, Tomb Raider! Did the nasty man in the big coat hurt you? Poor sweetie!

[ask_captainjack]

Let sevendayloan back out first!

Charred civilians look bad in the records.

[timeagency]

Oooooh, kitties! And puppies. Max is sooooo wonderful in his armor. May I skritch him behind the plating?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Mind the gore. He likes it under his ears the best. Skritching, not gore.