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ask_aboutcoffee June 9 2009, 16:18:44 UTC
My gran won a civil service award for knitting the most socks for the boys at the front during the war. I've no idea how it's done but it can't be that complicated, can it?

I'll need your anatomy charts.

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ask_captainjack June 9 2009, 16:19:30 UTC
I THINK I KNEW YOUR GRAN

Margaret Knitsalot?

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ask_aboutcoffee June 9 2009, 16:21:18 UTC
Well, Maggie Jones, but I called her "Gran".

She might have had a nickname during the war, I'll have to look through Dad's diary.

Please say there's absolutely no chance you're my grandfather, Jack.

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rednwhiterose June 9 2009, 16:27:44 UTC
Now that would be interesting. :0)

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ask_aboutcoffee June 9 2009, 16:35:13 UTC
Interesting is not the word I would use!

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rednwhiterose June 9 2009, 16:36:25 UTC
It's the one I'd use...:0)

And if it were true, it seems rather fitting...in a Torchwood kinda way.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 9 2009, 16:46:30 UTC
I'm not sure how that is in any way fitting. I'm going to stop thinking about this now!

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rednwhiterose June 9 2009, 16:48:53 UTC
Oh but why? I find this topic fascinating and intriguing and would love to delve further into it.

:0)

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pure_morning_8 June 9 2009, 17:05:01 UTC
So... you're having a baby with your grandfather? Woah that's messed up.

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ask_aboutcoffee June 9 2009, 17:17:09 UTC
HE'S NOT MY GRANDFATHER.

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pure_morning_8 June 9 2009, 17:56:55 UTC
But you're still having a baby, right?

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ask_captainjack June 9 2009, 17:59:44 UTC
Sorry 8, if I peed on sticks..Which I don't..because sticks are precious..the result would be "negative" !

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pure_morning_8 June 9 2009, 18:56:44 UTC
:(

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qualli June 13 2009, 02:49:05 UTC
but has *Ianto* peed on sticks? He might be the one with a bun in the oven

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ask_captainjack June 9 2009, 17:20:39 UTC
Please say there's absolutely no chance you're my grandfather, Jack.

When I knew Mags Knitsalot (biblically), she was well past her child-bearing years.

I was stopping by to peep my homies at the veteran's home in the 1980's and WHAT VOLUNTEER DID I SEE handing out mittens?

"MAGS!" I hollered.

"Why young man," said Mags. "You look like someone I used to correspond with, sexily, during the war."

"Did you get the photos of the socks I sent you?" I asked. "I mean, ME posing with the socks?"

"YES. They're in my secret box of secret photos of soldiers!" Mags said.

After that it was just a hop skip and a jump to an empty room and a quiet gurney. You have inherited the Knitsalot enthusiasm for cock, Ianto!

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ask_arealdoctor June 9 2009, 17:23:10 UTC
That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard!

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...I've been working here too long. Already.

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