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Brief Report on Current Projects

Apr 14, 2009 12:10

Baseline physicals: Ianto, Jack and John completed yesterday. Gwen and Rhys are scheduled for today. Full reports filed with personnel dossiers; baseline genetic and physiological data stored in mainframe under personal passcode ( Read more... )

still my jack, i'm a doctor not a nanny, alien autopsy, current projects

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ask_arealdoctor April 14 2009, 17:04:10 UTC

About the sawzall... I'll take a look at it. It's probably not a bad idea, but I want to make sure it doesn't chop right through the exoskeleton and start chewing through random organs.

ask_aboutcoffee April 14 2009, 17:07:44 UTC

Perhaps we could hook it to some kind of precision rig. Or we could try the neural interface -- total mental control over a given mechanical object. That's easy to set up. Practically plug-and-play as alien devices go.

Though it did sort of blow Jack's brain up the first time we tried it, so there may be some experimental "tweaking" we'll have to do first.

ask_arealdoctor April 14 2009, 17:11:41 UTC

Nobody is tweaking my brain.

ask_aboutcoffee April 14 2009, 17:14:11 UTC

Not your brain! The machine!

Obviously we'd test it out on Jack first and not hook you up to it until we were at least 80% sure it wouldn't explode you.

ask_arealdoctor April 14 2009, 17:17:37 UTC

How about first we test it on Jack, and when we reach the 80% mark we start testing on John?

ask_aboutcoffee April 14 2009, 17:20:20 UTC

Do you really want to give John Hart total neural control over a sawzall?

oh_doask April 14 2009, 17:21:22 UTC

Yes she does.

ask_arealdoctor April 14 2009, 17:24:20 UTC

No she does not.

ask_aboutcoffee April 14 2009, 17:24:41 UTC

She is not hiding her attraction to you, Hart. According to Jack, Martha's rubbish at hiding her attraction to people.

Sorry, Martha.

ask_arealdoctor April 14 2009, 17:26:19 UTC

Bitch. :)

ask_aboutcoffee April 14 2009, 17:30:01 UTC

Hey, pick it up with Jack! He's the one who said so. For all I know you really are hiding a deep attraction to John Ha....

I can't even say it without snickering.

ask_captainjack April 14 2009, 17:35:38 UTC

Yes I did say this! I can't help it, I have so many thoughts and they're so good to share. SORRY MARTHA.

ask_arealdoctor April 14 2009, 17:49:28 UTC

Don't worry, your thought are priceless and I'm happy to ignore hear them.

oh_doask April 14 2009, 17:26:34 UTC

You didn't smell her sexiness when she was hanging over me with a scalpel while I was drooling from the side of my mouth.

Have you seen her breasts, Jones? Rival your crotch when excited

ask_aboutcoffee April 14 2009, 17:28:50 UTC

I am not discussing my doctor's admittedly amazing breasts with you.

oh_doask April 14 2009, 17:32:47 UTC

Give me ping on TWIMMY to discuss. She doesn't know how to decipher keystrokes, promise.

PS: The blueish hue of the monitor does nothing to hide your flushed cheeks.

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