Torchwood Formal Supper, First Annual

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Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and other classy genders (or lack thereof) to the Torchwood Celebratory Supper!

We are gathered here today to eat pizza, fairy cakes, croissanwiches, and tiny nibbles on sticks in honour of Max, who is six months old today, and the new Torchwood "documentary", Children of Earth, airing next week (probably).

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

The corgis drove her to it? Not a good defence! She's a cat, she could have gone anywhere.

SHE HATES ME.

[oh_doask]

KITTY KITTY KITTY

NO LOL SHE LIKES IT IN THERE!

SORRY IANTO

HA HA HA YOUR FACE!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

WAIT.

I SEE HER.

She's wrapped around the Etheric modifier coil.

JACK. HOLD MY ANKLES. I'M GOING IN.

First I have to sexily roll up my sleeves and loosen my collar.

NOW I'm going in!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Your tie! Your tie will get caught, Ianto! Be careful!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm tucking it up!

Right. This is a job....for a butler.

[oh_doask]

SHE HAS HER CLAWS OUT!

LOL

SHE LIKES YOU!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

GOT HOLD OF HER!

She's clawing something fierce, pulled a few wires loose, nothing I can't fix. Get ready to pull me --

Uh.

Team?

The Subetheric resonator's vibrating.

It's not supposed to do that!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LIGHT UP EITHER

SHIT JACK WHAT'S GOING ON

[ask_captainjack]

IT'S SPARKING!

BACK AWAY!

[oh_doask]

LIGHT SHOW!

[ask_arealdoctor]

John, John! GET BACK HERE! Stay RIGHT HERE WITH ME!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Is that smoke? OH GOD IT'S ON FIRE! GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS! IANTO, GET OUT OF THERE!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'M STUCK!

SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!

Balls, I really liked that tie, too.

Uh...glowing orbs, Jack, what do we do about the glowing orbs?

Jack?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

*CRASH*

Oh bugger...

[inquireof_liz]

Oh dear. My hat doesn't usually glow like this.

Liz

[timeagency]

But it IS quite an attractive glow.