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ask_aboutcoffee

Epic Battle Of Lulz

Jun 28, 2009 19:23

If you're reading this, Team, it means the Hub has gone into lockdown. It'll cycle off when this is over. I couldn't risk anyone else during this fight.

I challenged the Master to a LOL-off. We're meeting on the Plass to throw down macros. If I win, he's mine to do with as I please. If he wins -- well, he won't, so that doesn't matter.

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ways i could die, torchwood is srs bznss

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Re: PWNED!! ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 01:36:32 UTC

You have no gun! You have no macros! You're...

Totally...

...defenceless.

You're right.

I can't kill you.

Shit. Hold still, I'm going to cuff you. We'll put you in the cells and make you listen to Janet's beat poetry or something.

Re: PWNED!! of_tarminster June 29 2009, 01:39:43 UTC

I CAN HAZ LAZER SCREWDRIVER!

U NO CAN HAZ ME!

Re: PWNED!! ask_arealdoctor June 29 2009, 01:43:00 UTC

NO, Ianto! NO! You can't DO that! He's too powerful! I can't let him take over the world again! You don't remember the horrors, the slavery, the radiation...

No. SOMEONE has to save the earth!

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Re: PWNED!! ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 01:44:03 UTC

MARTHA!

You shot him!

God, what is it with everyone shooting people I was going to shoot? First Lisa, then the Blowfish, now this!

It's like someone's trying to preserve my appearance of boyish innocence or something.

Re: PWNED!! ask_captainjack June 29 2009, 01:46:42 UTC

It's not that Martha didn't think you COULD shoot him. It's probably that she was thinking you WOULDN'T.

Re: PWNED!! ask_arealdoctor June 29 2009, 01:48:28 UTC

Too right!

Re: PWNED!! ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 01:49:04 UTC

My track record with firearms is not the most awesome.

I did shoot Owen though!

I was aiming for his shoulder and everything!

Re: PWNED!! ask_arealdoctor June 29 2009, 01:46:48 UTC

Oh my God. Oh my GOD! I shot him! WE WON!

Re: PWNED!! ask_captainjack June 29 2009, 01:47:24 UTC

HOW DEAD IS HE?

It's hard to tell from up here.

I've got my eyeballs smooshed against the glass!

Re: PWNED!! ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 01:48:25 UTC

WE WON!

Oof.

Uh, Martha, not that I don't love hugs

But I can't breathe

ow

Re: PWNED!! thaddeusfavour June 29 2009, 01:47:23 UTC

Look at it this way, at least you're saving on ammunition!

Go Martha!

Re: PWNED!! of_tarminster June 29 2009, 01:47:20 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: PWNED!! of_tarminster June 29 2009, 01:48:09 UTC

I'M REGENERATING!

Re: PWNED!! of_tarminster June 29 2009, 01:48:54 UTC

OW OW OW OW OW!

Re: PWNED!! ask_aboutcoffee June 29 2009, 01:50:03 UTC

Oh shit.

Re: PWNED!! of_tarminster June 29 2009, 01:50:10 UTC

WTF I SWITCHED GENDERS?

Not again...

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