Technology Tuesday!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As some of you may know, the Apple iPhone upgraded its operating system this past week. I normally wouldn't be this much of a tech-head, but I inherited Tosh's after she died. It occurred to me that I ought to review some of the proprietary Torchwood apps that a Top-Secret Government Agency offers:

WeevilTrack

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

EUSTACE?

LOL.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh, hush you! What's your second name then?

[gwen_e_cooper]

Elizabeth.

I lucked out.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Then you of all people are the last person I'd expect to make fun of the less fortunate. Shame on you!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Less fortunate! I thought it was a saint's name?

I'm compassionate 99.9999998% of the time, Marmar.

It's just that I can't help poking fun of middle names. It's like Jack with the Welsh, Rhys, 700-chapter fan fictions, unicorns, fairies and films without arse shots in.

[ask_arealdoctor]

You're right. I'm sorry, Gwennie. I got a bit ... mama bear for a moment.

[gwen_e_cooper]

ILU Martha.

Fairy cake?

[ask_arealdoctor]

I love you too, Gwennie! You're my best friend!

But... um, I've been eating far too many fairy cakes lately. Do you mind very much if I skip this one?

[ask_captainjack]

GWEN IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

I thought I was your best friend. Like I'm Gwen's best friend!

[ask_arealdoctor]

She's my best friend who's a girl. Does that work for you, Jack?

[ask_captainjack]

MUCH BETTER.

I like to know I've got a lock on best friend who is a man!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Absolutely! And Ianto is my best friend who's married to my best friend. All sorted!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Martha, you're my best friend who's a girl too.

We'd also be quite tight with T if Boe would let her visit Cardiff and Jenny if she'd stop travelling around and playing Boudicca or whatever.

My best friend who's a boy is.

Well. I have lots of boy friends. I shouldn't like to publicly rank anyone "besties" for fear of Jack moping hurt feelings.

[ask_captainjack]

It's ok, I know that technically you have to say Rhys is your best friend... but WINK WINK I know it's me! (WINK!)

[gwen_e_cooper]

Well, Rhys is my husband, so OBVS we're great friends too.

A woman also has to have her besties for vent sessions, shopping for tops, etc.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

This is all very complicated.

I have decided to be a best friend who is a butler (or spouse).