Shh. Butler in the hole.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Hello beautiful people on my butler's livejournal !

This is Captain Jack Harkness throwing to it you live from the hot sexy desk of Ianto B. Jones.

Comments

[1_mad_squirrel]

And I might have sniffed the single flannel shirt hanging on a hook in there..just a little bit.

How very Brokeback Mountain.

Now you'll have to hang it in your closet next to a postcard of the Brecon Beacons.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We don't keep postcards of the Brecon Beacons!

They never accurately depict the cannibals and farm equipment.

[phaetonschariot]

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh! That's lovely! I'm going to print copies and sell them in the Tourist Centre.

When you get a cash order in the mail from "Bran Torchwood" you'll know it's your artist royalties.

[phaetonschariot]

Awesome. I'm not sure if I can use Welsh money here, but if anyone objects I'll shoot them in the face.

Or maybe poke them with a stick. There aren't many guns here either.

[ask_captainjack]

HA HA HA. That was so me. What a great postcard. I agree with the artistic decision to leave out the tractor. I should be the focus of this piece.

[phaetonschariot]

You're the focus of every piece, even when you're not in them.