AUTOPOSTED JUNE 18 2009

[ask_aboutcoffee]

To whom it may concern

Comments

[amand_r]

You failed to answer my burning question-- The flapper lesbians. You hit that, right? Or tried to? Or lived with? Did they teach you how to draw those kewpie bow lips on your face? Because that shit is HOT.

[neifile7]

Now wait a minute.

Is that actually you and Jack in that photo? Were you his secret flapper love interest?

amand_r's right. Hot.

[amand_r]

I would. I really would.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Of course not! That would create a paradox or Spoilers or something. Those are bona fide 100% American Lesbian Flappers.

I can't properly illustrate for you how many flappers there were in the world in 1920, but suffice it to say, a lot.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

They took me in! When I had nothing, the lesbian flappers sheltered me. They weren't very interested in a threesome so I repaid them in good coffee and witty conversation instead, and brought them many fancy complimentary shirts once I was Famous.

[amand_r]

That is very good to hear. I was worried that you would have to explain this:

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I look so serious! Why so serious, I wonder.

[neifile7]

Srs bznss, like the man sez in the tag.

No joke.

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAAAHAHA. I almost photoshopped that in.

Maybe you were thinking about Jack. Or coffee. Coffee is very serious, indeed.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Almost as serious as Torchwood!

[neifile7]

True. But there's always a joker in the pack somewhere.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

And four --

Wow.

Four Jacks.

I think I need to lie down again.

[neifile7]

Not nearly as disturbing as 13 Harts.

You're right. Blanket burrito probably a good idea anyway.

[ask_captainjack]

It's NEVER a good idea, stop encouraging him when I've just got him unwrapped so nicely.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Jack.

He doesn't know where the coffee machine is.

Poor thing. He's all confused. His brain isn't totally unfrozen yet. :o(

I'm wrapping him in a cocoon. You can put him on your bed in the hole and stroke his face.