Comments | ask_aboutcoffee: AUTOPOSTED JUNE 18 2009

ask_aboutcoffee

AUTOPOSTED JUNE 18 2009

Jun 18, 2009 07:03

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ways i could die, torchwood is srs bznss

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ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:18:50 UTC

DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR A CHANGE. FETCH ME A LOOFAH.

NOT YOUR LOOFAH.

A CLEAN LOOFAH.

Shit, just get me dish towels from the kitchen.

oh_doask June 18 2009, 13:21:44 UTC

I HAVE THE FLAMETHROWER!

STAND BACK!

ask_aboutcoffee June 18 2009, 13:23:07 UTC

OH

NOES

oh_doask June 18 2009, 13:23:37 UTC

IT WILL THAW YOUR ASS OFF!!

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:24:56 UTC

STOP POKING HIM.

HONESTLY. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. EVERYONE STOP POKING MY BUTLER!

I'M ALREADY POKING HIM BACK TO LIFE!

ask_aboutcoffee June 18 2009, 13:25:07 UTC

NOES

I'll tell Jack!

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:24:12 UTC

That's Martha's hair-curler. You have to plug it in and it won't even be hot for about 2 minutes. Put it back! I'll let you know if Ianto needs his hair curled. For the record: NOT RIGHT NOW.

oh_doask June 18 2009, 13:25:35 UTC

WE CAN DUMP HIM IN THE BAY TO THAW HIM!

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:29:43 UTC

We dump things in the Bay to hide them, not thaw them. It's in the Torchwood handbook - Chapter Three: Cover Ups.

I SWEAR MARTHA SAID SHE READ IT OUTLOUD TO YOU!

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