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ask_aboutcoffee

AUTOPOSTED JUNE 18 2009

Jun 18, 2009 07:03

To whom it may concern ( Read more... )

ways i could die, torchwood is srs bznss

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ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:09:30 UTC

IANTO!

WHERE IS MY IANTO!?!

OH SHIT!

I'M OPENING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS DRAWER!

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:11:44 UTC

HE'S ALL FREEZY!

SHOULD I SHAKE HIM AWAKE?

IANTO, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I'M WRAPPING YOU IN MY COAT!

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:12:36 UTC

I don't think he can hear me, his ear holes are frozen!

WHAT HE NEEDS IS A BUCKET OF WARM WATER.

GET ME A BUCKET OF HOT WATER IMMEDIATELY, KIDS.

FROM THE TAP. NOT PISS, HART.

gwen_e_cooper June 18 2009, 13:13:35 UTC

I have hot water~!

You have to do this slowly. He's not like you!

ask_aboutcoffee June 18 2009, 13:17:35 UTC

OW HOT

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:17:51 UTC

Look at this cut of this jacket, that takes me back. OH. He's got train schedules in his pockets!

Does anybody remember train schedules? They used to be on paper in the days before you got them through your iPhone.

I'm going to cradle his head and have a moment here, Gwen. Stand back I don't want to get my weeps all over you.

gwen_e_cooper June 18 2009, 13:20:08 UTC

You can weep on me, Jack. It wouldn't be the first time. Or even the tenth time.

oh_doask June 18 2009, 13:16:03 UTC

Too late

I'm cleaning him off already, don't yell

ask_aboutcoffee June 18 2009, 13:18:02 UTC

PLZ STOP SHOUTING

owmyears

gwen_e_cooper June 18 2009, 13:20:52 UTC

IANTO!

Can you hear me, darling?

Can you feel me poking your cheek? I'm poking your cheek.

ask_aboutcoffee June 18 2009, 13:21:53 UTC

OW

love you gewn

plz geroff

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:22:54 UTC

Poke his feet with pins to see if he can move them, Gwen.

I saw this on HOUSE.

Do you have feeling in your toes, Ianto!?

ask_aboutcoffee June 18 2009, 13:25:37 UTC

NO PINS

Coffee

please

even your crap coffee

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:28:19 UTC

OK NO PROBLEM

Give me a second to add the dried crystals to the water!

ask_aboutcoffee June 18 2009, 13:33:18 UTC

I just survived 90 years in the freezer. I don't want to die of instant coffee....

ask_captainjack June 18 2009, 13:35:04 UTC

It's not so bad!

Oh. It tastes pretty bad.

You shouldn't drink this. I'll put it down for the cat.

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