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ask_aboutcoffee

Our party snaps are always the strangest.

Jun 06, 2009 08:24

It is a hard irony of life that the best parties are the ones you can't remember the next day.

I'd post photos of the event, but Hart at least one person is naked in every single picture, and I have a reputation to uphold now!

I did find these on the camera, though. Click to enlarge, if you dare.

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ways i could die, torchwood is srs bznss

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Isn't it ironic? thedarkisasking June 6 2009, 18:49:48 UTC

You, whom he never should have trusted, become his best beloved? And I, who wanted nothing more than to please him, wait here in The Dark for you all.

I would congratulate you, Ianto, on your award, but as the subsequent party has spread so far and wide it has even disturbed the sanctity of The Dark and I am not best pleased.

Enjoy it now, for you well know the time will come.

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 18:52:06 UTC

OH SHIT

Re: Isn't it ironic? oh_doask June 6 2009, 18:52:25 UTC

I wouldn't fuck her

For long

Who is she?

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 18:55:54 UTC

Ex-employee.

Crazy Suzie.

MARTHA, THAT CORPSE DRAWER WAS LOCKED AND STAMPED WITH THE TORCHWOOD "DON'T EVEN!" SEAL

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_arealdoctor June 6 2009, 18:57:42 UTC

Don't look at me, I didn't touch it!

...

...JOHN!

Re: Isn't it ironic? oh_doask June 6 2009, 18:59:07 UTC

I was

"DON'T EVEN"

THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE CHOCCIES!

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_arealdoctor June 6 2009, 19:01:09 UTC

How many times have I told you not to play with dead things?

I am very cross with you.

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 19:02:37 UTC

I flipped on a light but she scuttled away into the shadows.

If she squeezes under the fridge send Tomb Raider in there to swat her out.

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_arealdoctor June 6 2009, 19:13:00 UTC

She's like the evil fairy at the wedding.

Oh, damn. Crap. Sorry, Jack, I didn't mean to say that!

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 19:14:06 UTC

>:(

FAIRIES!

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_arealdoctor June 6 2009, 19:15:09 UTC

SORRY! PUT THE GUN DOWN!

Re: Isn't it ironic? oh_doask June 6 2009, 18:58:12 UTC

Oh, another ex.

I just love how you collect them.

What happened to her head?

I LOL!

Re: Isn't it ironic? ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 19:00:47 UTC

She used to say she needed a lot of mousse to control the curl. I told her, "It looks FINE naturally, Suze," but she never believed me.

Frankly, with that kind of thickness she should have tried gel instead.

Re: Isn't it ironic? oh_doask June 6 2009, 19:02:41 UTC

I know. How could she?

Ew

She should try for a bit of lipstick. Lipstick's good

GWEN, I'M GOING TO TAKE THE ONE FROM YOUR PURSE!

Re: Isn't it ironic? gwen_e_cooper June 6 2009, 19:08:27 UTC

No! I don't want death DNA on my lippie!

It is in the off-limits pocket.

Re: Isn't it ironic? oh_doask June 6 2009, 19:10:35 UTC

She's party-crashing. I didn't see her name on the list. Least she can do is dress up.

Hey why do you have condoms in your purse?

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