Our party snaps are always the strangest.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It is a hard irony of life that the best parties are the ones you can't remember the next day.

I'd post photos of the event, but Hart at least one person is naked in every single picture, and I have a reputation to uphold now!

I did find these on the camera, though. Click to enlarge, if you dare.

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[ask_arealdoctor]

I don't know why anyone wears goatees anymore. It's like hanging a sign around your neck saying, "ASK ME ABOUT MY EVIL PLAN!"

I have lots of condoms, honey, and they're all for you.

Come along for a nice hot shower? If you're good, I'll use the nozzle again.

[oh_doask]

Ok, Martha!

THEN MORE DRINKS!

PARTY LIKE IT'S BOE!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Naturally! I think Jack said something about a 67 hour party. We can't let the captain down, can we?

[oh_doask]

You don't want to see one of his "DEPRIVED OF PARTY"-tantrums.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Who would ever want to be party-deprived?

Cold champagne is an essential part of an after-party-morning shower, I find. Sets you up for the rest of the day's drinking.

[ask_captainjack]

I may have vomit down my front.

I may be blood-shot in my right eye...

I have 35 more fucking hours to party and I am going to do it!

MY BUTLER HAS WON A MAJOR AWARD!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Have a mimosa, Jack?

[ask_captainjack]

Or two, THANKS!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Here, take the pitcher. Whatever you don't drink, offer to people. :)