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ask_aboutcoffee

I can explain everything, I just choose not to.

May 27, 2009 08:56

Look, there's a very simple explanation for this. It's not what you think! I don't let him try to "cook" anymore. We both know it ends in misery ( Read more... )

jack harkness has nice teeth, torchwood is srs bznss

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dru_evilista May 27 2009, 19:18:49 UTC

*pets* Sweetheart, you know it's gonna happen. Look at the dog. Look at the wedding ring. You try and try, but Jack always gets what Jack wants.

Just fall to your knees and thank every deity you've ever heard of, that YOU aren't going to be the one waddling around the hub, throwing up, swollen ankles, childbirth, etc... ....although you will be doing the 2 am runs for food for cravings, but you're used to that with Jack anyway.

ask_captainjack May 27 2009, 19:52:13 UTC

I don't waddle, Dru. Fat people and pregnant Gwen "waddle".

I stride purposefully!

gwen_e_cooper May 27 2009, 19:55:52 UTC

What? Of course I waddled!

You try waking up full-term on your wedding day and see how your strut adjusts, Mr Cockypants.

ask_arealdoctor May 27 2009, 20:17:39 UTC

Oh, I do so want to see him bloated and waddling. But knowing him, he'll just look "radiant".

ask_captainjack May 27 2009, 20:18:57 UTC

That's SO LIKE ME, HUH!

ask_arealdoctor May 27 2009, 20:21:25 UTC

YES IT IS.

You're lucky I adore you.

dru_evilista May 28 2009, 05:49:50 UTC

You're not waddling NOW, but you will be. You may look stunning, and glowy, and radiant while doing it, but you will be waddleing...and holding your back, and wailing about not being about to see your feet anymore.

So were you planing on natural childbirth, or being drugged to the gills? I mean you get stabbed and stuff all the time, you should be used to the pain...

You're now wondering if you can knock Ianto up instead, aren't you?

ask_aboutcoffee May 27 2009, 20:09:17 UTC

A man has to take a stand somewhere! I'm too young and destined-for-early-demise to procreate.

ask_captainjack May 27 2009, 20:19:25 UTC

All the more reason I want your DNA in some sort of containment/holding-pen device so I can obsess over it at a later date.

ask_aboutcoffee May 27 2009, 20:32:13 UTC

You can't have my epithelials!

ask_captainjack May 27 2009, 20:35:58 UTC

Baby, those were scraped for posterity LONG AGO. I'm pretty sure Torchwood One has broken the mold on employee sampling!

ask_arealdoctor May 28 2009, 00:26:26 UTC

How many times do I have to repeat myself, Ianto? All your genetic material is BELONG TO US!

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